Ways to Live Forever Page #2
to give up smoking.
Don't believe everything
they tell you, son.
I smoked like a chimney
and they said I was going to die,
I'm 95 years old,
and I stopped smoking
It's a school assignment.
I have to check how many people
in a cancer ward would accept a cigarette.
You could do a questionnaire.
A boy in the children's ward asked me
to get them for him.
If I don't, he's going
to beat us up.
Questions nobody answers number 1:
how do you know when you've died?
All the information you're about
to hear has been taken
Near-death experiences:
the case against,
by Felix Stranger.
The flaw in the theory is
that people don't actually die.
They're just people whose brains have
gone funny because of a shortage
on some weird drugs.
If they're for real, why does it
only happen in America?
And how come only nice things happen?
It's just people wanting to be famous.
Near-death experiences:
the case in favour, by Sam McQueen.
In a near death experience,
And then comes back.
So it's obvious that everything
that happens is real.
They see real things.
For example, a woman was floating
on the ceiling and she heard
the doctors say stuff that later
she found out they'd actually said.
Good things don't always happen.
with pitchforks... and Plato...
Hey! I haven't finished yet.
Near-death experiences.
Conclusions.
The best thing
about near-death experiences
is being able to go to heaven,
being famous...
and elves poking you with pitchforks.
My mum used to work in a charity.
She left her job when I got sick.
Now she takes Sundays off to go
and sing in the church choir.
I don't go because I hate people
pretending they're worried about me.
because she loves everybody
fussing over her.
Dad never goes.
He doesn't like talking
about my illness.
Dad is really clever,
of my questions.
the subject, Dad just coughs
or simply says We're not going
to talk about that.
We're home.
Look how quiet you two are.
What's that Sam?
Homework.
You've got lots of homework
all the sudden, haven't you?
He's been writing all morning.
If he's putting that much effort
into your homework, don't you think
it's time to go back to school?
That poor woman has been
coming here long enough.
I like Mrs. Willis.
I don't want to go back to school.
The kids all stare at me and ask
how sick I really am
and how come I get to go home
when I'm tired.
It's ridiculous.
Anyone can see
Sam is much better now.
It's silly to keep him cooped
up here with nothing to do.
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