Wayne's World 2 Page #3

Rip Taylor's gonna be there.

Rip Taylor? He's a God in my country.

He gets mobbed in the street.

Great, 'cause he's gonna be there.

I thought maybe you could play, too.

- I would be honoured.

- I wouldn't commit just yet.

You got some real gigs coming up.

Real gigs!

Real gigs?

Lx-nay on the condescension-ay

there, Chet.

- Bobby, can I ask you a question?

- What is it, Garth?

A sphincter says what?

I said, a sphincter says what?

You want me to say "what",

like I don't get it. Is that it?

Is that it?

Oh, dear. Last guy didn't get.

You big. You big.

We small. We better go.

- Where are you going?

- England!

I can't believe Paramount is paying

to fly us to England.

I thought they'd use doubles.

- Here we are at Piccadilly Circus.

- What a shitty circus.

Good call. There's no animals

or clowns.

What a rip-off.

Let's go to Buckingham Palace.

Does Princess Di still live here?

She is such a babe.

Did Jim Morrison give you

Del Preston's exact address?

- He said exactly london, England.

- OK.

I don't know about this, Wayne.

- Del?

- Hello?

- Are you Del Preston?

- I might be. Who are you?

- My name's Wayne Campbell.

- I'm Garth Algar.

That's terribly fascinating, man,

but you woke me up.

How can you sleep like that?

Listen, Sonny Jim, sleeping like this

will add 10 years to your life.

I learned it from Keith Richards

when I toured with the Stones.

That may be why Keith cannot be

killed by conventional weapons.

- How can I be of assistance?

- You're gonna think I'm nuts, but...

...someone visited me in a dream

and told me that Del Preston

would help me put on a concert

in Aurora, Illinois.

A concert?

I'm afraid you've been misinformed.

I don't do that any more.

I'm just an old geezer.

What do I know about music today?

When I was working,

it was all bands like Eric Clapton

and the Rolling Stones.

It's not like the Grateful Dead

are still touring, is it?

- Actually...

- Garth.

Look at this scrapbook.

- That's you with led Zeppelin.

- Yeah.

My old lady put that together.

We must've toured every concert hall

and venue in America,

me, my old lady and the road.

- Is that you and Bob Dylan?

- Yeah.

- Who's the old lady?

- That's my old lady.

It was fun,

but those days are gone forever.

But we came from America

just to talk to you.

I'm sorry.

I don't do concerts any more.

Come on. Let's go.

Well, I still think you led

a really cool life.

- It was nice meeting you.

- I guess Jim was wrong.

Hang about.

Was it Jim Morrison?

- Yes!

- Did he have a naked Indian?

- Yes!

- I have to ask you...

Didn't you think

it was a trifle unnecessary

to see the crack

in the Indian's bottom?

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