Wayne's World 2 Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1993
- 95 min
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Rip Taylor's gonna be there.
Rip Taylor? He's a God in my country.
He gets mobbed in the street.
Great, 'cause he's gonna be there.
I thought maybe you could play, too.
- I would be honoured.
- I wouldn't commit just yet.
You got some real gigs coming up.
Real gigs!
Real gigs?
Lx-nay on the condescension-ay
there, Chet.
- Bobby, can I ask you a question?
- What is it, Garth?
A sphincter says what?
I said, a sphincter says what?
You want me to say "what",
like I don't get it. Is that it?
Is that it?
Oh, dear. Last guy didn't get.
You big. You big.
We small. We better go.
- Where are you going?
- England!
I can't believe Paramount is paying
to fly us to England.
I thought they'd use doubles.
- Here we are at Piccadilly Circus.
- What a shitty circus.
Good call. There's no animals
or clowns.
What a rip-off.
Let's go to Buckingham Palace.
Does Princess Di still live here?
She is such a babe.
Did Jim Morrison give you
Del Preston's exact address?
- He said exactly london, England.
- OK.
I don't know about this, Wayne.
- Del?
- Hello?
- Are you Del Preston?
- I might be. Who are you?
- My name's Wayne Campbell.
- I'm Garth Algar.
That's terribly fascinating, man,
but you woke me up.
How can you sleep like that?
Listen, Sonny Jim, sleeping like this
will add 10 years to your life.
I learned it from Keith Richards
when I toured with the Stones.
That may be why Keith cannot be
killed by conventional weapons.
- How can I be of assistance?
- You're gonna think I'm nuts, but...
...someone visited me in a dream
and told me that Del Preston
would help me put on a concert
in Aurora, Illinois.
A concert?
I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
I don't do that any more.
I'm just an old geezer.
What do I know about music today?
When I was working,
it was all bands like Eric Clapton
and the Rolling Stones.
It's not like the Grateful Dead
are still touring, is it?
- Actually...
- Garth.
Look at this scrapbook.
- That's you with led Zeppelin.
- Yeah.
My old lady put that together.
We must've toured every concert hall
and venue in America,
me, my old lady and the road.
- Is that you and Bob Dylan?
- Yeah.
- Who's the old lady?
- That's my old lady.
It was fun,
but those days are gone forever.
But we came from America
just to talk to you.
I'm sorry.
I don't do concerts any more.
Come on. Let's go.
a really cool life.
- It was nice meeting you.
- I guess Jim was wrong.
Hang about.
Was it Jim Morrison?
- Yes!
- Did he have a naked Indian?
- Yes!
- I have to ask you...
Didn't you think
it was a trifle unnecessary
to see the crack
in the Indian's bottom?
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