Wayne's World Page #2

I just pulled over

a tour bus

on its way to Chicago.

We had a tip there was

some drug smuggling going down.

We searched

the entire vehicle.

It was clean, so we proceeded

with body cavity searches.

No way.

Way! I inspected

12 individuals myself--

Inside and out.

Eeew!

Uhh!

Ugh!

O.K., this guy needs coffee

and crullers stat!

We got to get him

to Rampart.

Let's go!

This is

Stan Mikita's Donuts.

Excellent munchie post.

This is

the manager, Glen.

He's here

24 hours a day.

I recommend

the sugar pucks.

They're excellent.

Come on.

I'd never done

a crazy thing in my life

before that night.

Why is it if a man kills

another man in battle

it's called heroic?

Yet if he kills a man

in the heat of passion

it's called murder?

Hello! What do you

think you're doing?

Only me and Garth get

to talk to the camera.

Come on.

I don't really have too much

to say right now.

What's that?

Ohh! Ohh!

Hi, Mr.Withers.

How's the amusement park going?

Just great, Wayne.

Four coffees and

a half a dozen crullers, please.

And one jelly donut.

Hey, there's your girlfriend,

Garth. Yeah.

[ Tchaikovsky's Romeo And Juliet

Fantasy Overture Plays ]

Ow!

Excuse me.

I fell.

Don't you guys ever get tired

of ordering the same thing?

- No.

- No.

Uh-oh.

Don't look. Stacy.

Where?

Oh, God.

I made eye contact.

Psycho hose beast.

Happy anniversary, Wayne.

Stacy, we broke up

two months ago.

That doesn't mean

we can't still go out.

Well, it does, actually.

That's what

breaking up is.

You going to go

to the Gasworks tonight?

No!

- No!

- No!

Don't you want

to open your present?

If it's a severed head,

I'll be very upset.

Open it.

O.K.

O.K.

What is it?

It's a gun rack.

A gun rack?

A gun rack.

Yeah, great.

I don't

even own a gun,

let alone many guns

that would necessitate

an entire rack.

What am I going to do

with a gun rack?

You don't like it, fine.

[ Slurp ]

Wayne, if you're not careful,

you're going

to lose me.

I lost you

two months ago.

Are you mental?

We broke up.

Get the net!

Wayne!

Hey!

How you doing?

Garth!

Tiny, who's

playing tonight?

Jolly Green Giants,

The Shitty Beatles.

The Shitty Beatles--

are they any good?

They suck.

Then it's not just

a clever name?

Who else?

Crucial Taunt,

and they're just finishing the set.

I hear they can wail.

You're right.

Party on.

Party on.

Yo!

All right!

Now, dig this, baby!

You don't

care for me

I don't

care about that

This is the Gasworks,

an excellent

heavy metal bar.

Always a babe fest.

And they got

a pool table, too.

Let me stand

next to your fire

Party! Whoo!

Yeow! Party!

Excuse me.

Whoo!

Let me stand

next to your fire

Rate this script:3.5 / 2 votes