Waxwork Page #2

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without getting burned at the stake?

Anybody got a match?

I do what I want, when I want.

Dig it or f*** off.

- Ah-Ho!

- Lets' !

We need to talk.

- Yeah, about what?

- About what. About us.

'Us' is over.

You had your chance.

You blew it.

Right.

I needed taken care of.

Not, "Hey, how about a

pizza after class babe".

I'm like for something just a

little more in a man.

A little "je ne sais quoi".

A little what?

See? You don't even speak French.

Oh, I'm sorry I am not that

good at languages. Okay?

- Yeah, well why should I

suffer for that?

Suffer? We're living in America.

Mark. You are very sweet.

But you just don't get it.

Sh*t.

Nice place for a waxworks

Yeah. That's what we said.

It looks a little bit spooky boys,

you think we should do this?

Never fear. Tony is here.

Ladies first.

Woah. What a gentleman.

I think I'll play feminist tonight.

Guys, could we clear this up a little bit?

I'm a little worried about my maid's

knowledge of Lithuania. Okay?

Well if you are in such a rush darling,

why don't you lead the way?

- Okay toots. I will.

- Toots.

Guys. If I am going to play the hero,

at least give me a little room.

- Safety in numbers man.

- Right.

You know I...

What was that about

safety in numbers?

So were thickle.

James, I want to go home.

What? It was your idea

to come in the first place.

Yeah, but this is not my idea of fun.

Come on Gems, let's just take a look.

No.

Just doesn't feel right guys.

Women.

Hey honey. Wait up!

Anyone else not coming?

We're right behind ya.

Oh Sh*t.

The old "door opening by itself scene".

Welcome to the Waxwork.

Uh. Wrong picture Tony.

We were expecting more.

Please sit down.

Make yourself comfortable.

A Drink for anyone?

Your supposed to wait

until I ring the bell.

- Get out!

- Get out!

Big Party

Hye. It's a private show.

What do you want?

If those guys are waxworks.

They definately improved them

since I was a kid.

Oh yeah? Well you didn't

have to come, you know.

I'm sure someone would've

love to taken your place.

Yes darling. And who were

you expecting?

Maurice Chevalier?

"...thank heaven for little girls..."

I don't think so babe

Well this time, I really don't

see anyone man.

Must be what we came for.

This, is killer.

They won't mind if I go in for my lighter.

Alright. Who put the acid in

my drink again... ...China?

Wait a minute.

I gave up drinking.

Hologram?

No. A hologram.

Right...

Hypnotism.

Hypnotism. That's it. Alright.

I'm hypnotized. Alright.

Well, uh. I hope you guys can hear me.

'caue this is hell of an illusion.

I mean I can smell the pine trees.

Okay. Um.

We got a house.

We got a house.

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