Warrior's Gate Page #3

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Well you can go out dressed like that.

- Why not?

- Because..

Because, they will stare and

wonderwhat the hell is going on.

If I were dressed differently

could I stand here?

- Yes. - Then call the tailor and

have him..

- make me new cloth. - We don't

get our clothes from the tailor.

Then take me where you do.

This for man.

- You okay?

- What's that?

- That's Ice cream, it's food.

- What that feels like?

Well, it's cold and sweet.

I want one.

Ok what flavor do you want? They have chocolate,

vanilla, strawberry, cherry and mint..

Umm, I want all of them.

All of them?

Ok.

Ok.

- Girl, you're the sh*t.

- Hey hey, it's your ice cream.

- Yeah, we gotta go.

- Thatwas fun.

- Yeah, really? - I like them all, Jack,

thank you for bringing me here.

You're welcome.

What do you mean I'm the sh*t?

When you really like

something, that's whatwe say.

Hey mom.

- Hello.

- I ate Ice cream.

Yeah, I can see that.

Mom, I forget to tell you. Yesterday in

school they asked someone to volunteer..

to take an exchange student, and...

- Sulin showed up today.

- Oh you fresh out of the boat.

No boat, I came by box.

- What?

- Oh she meant plane.

Plane, because box and plane

are the same in her language.

What's the plane?

- She does it all the time.

- I thought she just gotten here.

- She did.

- But you just said all the time.

I did, I meant that in

the time she's been here.

- Are you ok with this?

- Yeah, I mean..

- No, no, no.

- Sulin, it's so nice to meet you.

I am Jack's mom, I am Annie.

I am so hungry.

I am sure we have salad,

fresh corn and.. hamburger.

Sulin do you like Hamburgers?

I like snails, like Jack and me last night.

Last night?

The Chinese grammar, they get their

past and future tenses mixed up alot.

You know you're acting very weird.

Why don't you put the burgers on?

Su lin and I will go make up the

couch and the guess room for her.

I'm gonna gone tomorrow but maybe when I get back

we can sketch to know each other little better?

Maybe we can go to the mall, it's the sh*t.

- Who told you that?

- Jack.

Umm, this is where you gonna be sleeping.

- She said that?

- To my mom.

- That is ill dude.

- Hector, give me a break.

I don't know, man, the girl is

hot. Things I would do to her..

Good night Hector.

Excuse me, the bed next door

is in the wrong position.

Very bad Feng Shui, I can't sleep.

This one good Feng Shui.

Don't forget to clean the house.

Oh don'tworry, you won't

recognize the place when get back.

- Say Hi to aunt Sophie.

- Sure.

- Where is she?

- Who the hell are you?

- Where is the princess?

- Listen man, I don't know, ok?

I am here.

No, no, no!

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