Walk of Shame Page #2

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The Ventura County Italian-American

Club did a great job,

but don't call

Mr. Guinness just yet.

It turns out the world's largest

meatball resides in Genoa, Italy.

That's all for now.

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KZLA coverage on Carpocalypse,

and find out what simple household

item may just be fatal.

I'm Meghan Miles. Be well.

And we're clear.

Great.

Chopper Steve,

is he on his meds?

Short answer, no.

Did anybody call?

Did you get any emails?

Any text messages

I need to know about?

No, no, no.

Calm down. Calm down.

I'm going to hear from them.

And I'll call you at home.

I can't wait to get my drink on.

And get my dance on.

And just those two things.

Denise.

What?

Meghan!

Meghan!

Meghan Miles!

Either she's not home

or she's ignoring us.

Or she's incapacitated, tied up,

or maybe she had a stroke

or a seizure or something.

Denise, this is Brentwood.

Nothing bad ever happens in...

Oh, my God, O.J. Simpson.

I just remembered that.

Meghan!

It's open.

Honey, you are not

back on the farm in Texas.

You cannot just

leave your door unlocked.

Oh, hey, party girls.

What's up?

What do you want to drink?

I have tap water.

Wait, what's going on?

Where's Kyle?

He's at the supermarket.

And where's all your stuff?

Oh. Um...

Kyle took it all

to the supermarket.

The supermercado.

He's gone.

He...

He said he didn't know

who I was anymore,

and then he left

and he took everything.

That's so weird.

When is he coming back?

Why did you not tell us?

I don't know. I'm sorry.

Rosie, I just...

It's really embarrassing.

Yeah, but honey,

we're your friends.

We're not going to judge you.

Oh, hang on, it's Dan.

Hello?

Dan, hello.

Oh, Meghan, don't freak out, but

they're going with Wendy Chang.

Meghan, are you okay?

Chang!

This is such a terrible time

for Kyle to not be here.

Denise, shut up!

They gave it to Wendy Chang.

She's an anchor

in San Francisco.

There you go, honey.

That's a diversity hire.

Asian.

What can you do about that?

She's not even Asian.

She's adopted.

She has red f***ing hair!

Oh, I'm sorry, that was mean.

Good for her.

No. Screw Chang.

You are the best.

Yeah, no one reads

the news like you, Meghan.

We're going to sit down and come

up with a plan to fix your life.

Okay, guys, no more

pity party. It's fine.

I'm not a cockblocker, remember?

So, go. I'll be fine.

I'm just going to stay here

and catch up on Idol.

No! We're not going

to leave you here.

You don't even have your dog.

Technically, it was Kyle's dog.

- Who cares? Forget it. Get a cat.

- Ew.

Cats hate me. You know that.

People say cats are clean,

but they're really filthy.

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