Waking Up in Reno Page #3
as a riled-up bull
I didn't mean to put on
the wrong labels.
And I just feel plumb awful
about it, sir.
I need this job.
What if he fires me,
Mr. Kirkendall?
You ain't gonna get fired.
I promise you, okay?
Everybody makes mistakes.
I mean, hell, look at me.
Just ask my mama, okay?
[Laughs]
[Machinery whirring]
Good to see you, sweetie pie!
Lonnie Earl, that car's
runnin' great. Thanks.
Good deal, Fred.
Darlene...
you're lookin' beautiful,
as always.
DARLENE:
Thank you, Fred.
[Bell rings]
Roy...
you bumble-dick gourd head.
How about you, Fred?
Nice morning, ain't it?
Damn it, boy,
don't take that tone with me.
I will slap the taste
out of your mouth.
Do you even have any inkling
why you're here?
Well...
...no.
I have got 200 cases
of Ocean Delight
that are labeled
"Beef and Cheese Nibbies."
You tell me how the hell
somethin' like that happens.
Oh, no.
I am sorry.
It is my fault.
I got the cans mixed up,
and I had to... well...
[Telephone ringing]
I forgot.
But then why did you go ahead
and ship 'em?
We're talkin' about
cat lovers here, boy.
When the cat lover opens
the Beef and Cheese Nibbies,
he expects to find
Beef and Cheese Nibbies,
not a f***in' Ocean Delight!
Understood?
Yes, sir.
And just where in the hell
were you yesterday afternoon
- when all this was happenin'?
- He was at the house.
I needed him for something.
Oh?
Well, okay.
Why? What...
Wasn't nothin' wrong,
was there?
No.
You see... No, sir.
She's just checkin'
for when she's ovulatin'
because we know how much
you want that grandbaby,
so when she pages, I come.
[Steam hissing]
I mean... I go.
[Chuckles nervously]
Well, you know what I mean.
[Bell rings]
I don't even want to think
about that.
Just get the hell out of here.
LONNIE EARL:
I'm gladwe're finally on the road.
Here's to a big ol' time.
Look out, Reno.
We're gonna put some hair
on the wall.
[Siren wails]
Well, sh*t on a stick.
It's just Russell and Boyd.
We're gonna be out of here
in a heartbeat.
All right, sir...
[Both laugh]
Hey, Lonnie Earl!
I didn't know that was you.
How is everybody?
How about you, Russell...
Boyd?
Hi, Candy.
Ooh-ee, man.
This is one fine vehicle
you got here.
Has that got that dick massage?
No.
Don't you start with me.
Listen, we're in kind of
a hurry.
We're goin' out of town
on vacation.
Whereabouts you goin'?
Reno, Nevada.
Y'all goin' to that
Monster Truck Jam out there?
Check this son of a b*tch out.
Lucky sons of b*tches...
goin' to the biggest
little city in the world.
Of course, that is
if we get there in time.
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