Waking Up in Reno Page #2

[Laughs]

Oh, yes, baby.

And you know what?

It'd be so great

'cause it would be like

a brand-new start for us.

Like if either one of us

ever did anything in the past

that we'd like to change...

...it would just be erased.

Like, it won't count

no more, okay?

Well...

have I done somethin' wrong

I don't know about?

I mean, if I did, I'm sorry.

Oh, honey, no. No.

Well, what?

No, honey.

It's just something that I

really, really want to do.

Picture it...

Reno... with all

them bright lights...

and all the action.

Oh, baby,

it would be so perfect.

Please. Please, please, please,

please, please.

Well, hell, if it means

that much to you, I'm game.

Let's do it.

- Oh!

- [Laughs]

Thank you, thank you,

thank you, thank you.

Tell me.

I hate surprises.

Well, just see for yourself.

No.

You didn't.

- I did.

- Oh, zeah...

You sure did. Whoa!

- Oh, my Lord.

- Oh, zeah...

You did.

You horn dog, you.

See there?

Ain't she a beaut?

Dealer exclusive.

Anniversary special.

Boy, this son of a b*tch

has got everything on it

except electric dick massage.

I can't believe you, Lonnie.

Are we really gonna take this

across the country?

Hell, yeah, we're gonna take it

across the country.

It's got to cost a fortune!

Nothing's too good

for my friends.

We're gonna be ridin'

and stylin' and profilin'.

It smells loud.

[Sniffs]

That's probably that Corinthian

leather, is what that is.

- I would imagine.

- That's real leather?

Well, hell, yeah,

it's real leather.

- Dang me.

- You know what?

Besides that, I had Jerome

unhook the odometer.

Sell the son of a b*tch

like brand-new when we get back.

- [Laughs]

- See what I'm sayin'?

- You're my hero.

- What do you think, Ronnie?

- These wheels are sweet.

- Yeah, they are, ain't they?

[Engine revs]

Whoa! Whoa!

- You crazy?

- [Tires screech]

Hey, you guys!

Hey, Lonnie Earl,

where the hell have you been?

I haven't seen you in days.

Well, you know,

they keep me hoppin'. Yeah.

Oh, Lonnie Earl,

I got to stop by work

on the way out of town.

What are you talkin' about?

DARLENE:
Roy got in a little bit

of trouble with daddy again.

It ain't got nothin' to do

with your daddy, baby.

- Yeah, well...

- Hey... you serious?

It ain't gonna take

but a minute.

You see this?

It's a TripTik.

It's called a TripTik.

Now, I took the trouble

to call AAA

and have them figure out

everything for us...

the whole schedule...

so we're gonna stick to it.

Everybody needs to read that

loud and clear, you understand?

DARLENE:

Honey, don't get so uptight.

I'm not uptight!

[Metal rattling]

[Steam hissing]

[Indistinct shouting]

Mr. Kirkendall?

Mr. Bush is as mad

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