Waking Ned Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1998
- 91 min
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It's Mrs. Kennedy.
Oh, now,
I've got someone else.
- Well, speak up, man.
- Pig Finn.
Will you look at that...
there's 49 possible winners,
and we're down to 2 already.
Go away out of that.
We're in the bath!
Jackie, it's Finn.
Are you up for a pint?
I want to ask your
advice on something.
He's after advice
on his money.
Say you will.
Aye, I'm up for a pint.
I'm just out of me bath.
I'll see you at Fitzgerald's
in ten minutes.
Right.
Yeah, I know.
There's a terrible stink on him lately.
Evening, Jackie, Michael.
Boys.
Dennis,
have you seen Pig Finn?
His glass is there,
and himself is in the toilet.
Two pints for us,
and one for me old friend, Pig Finn.
Oh, and let me
buy him a packet...
of his favorite Mexican crisps
there, as well, Dennis.
Your old friend?
You must be needing an
operation on your nose, Jackie.
Have you smelled
the Pig lately?
I have, and it's not half
as bad as your aftershave.
Well, this aftershave is
a knockout with the girls.
And tell me, Pat,
which particular girls...
are you knocking out
at the moment?
Well, hello, Mrs. Kennedy.
Don't be afraid.
It's only myself.
I've been baking,
and Jackie had no room for this...
so I thought we'd
share it between us.
There's the man.
How are you, boys?
- How are you?
- I'm fine.
The old sparkle
in your eye, eh?
You're a devil, Jackie.
Jesus, Jackie, you must
have a terrible thirst tonight.
I've never seen a man drink
two pints at the same time.
Here. This is yours, Finn.
I've bought you a pint so.
- You're joking me.
- No.
Go away with you.
I brought you home many a night.
And I bought you a packet...
of your favorite Mexican crisps.
Aye, and no offense, now, Finn.
I bought you some
expensive fruity soaps.
Take them home
and try them out.
Mmm.
Ah, boys, what are you up to?
Nothin'.
Can I not buy you a pint?
Did you come into
some money, Jackie?
No. But you'd be the first
to share in it if I had, Finn.
Right.
Where have you been?
I've been in bed an hour.
Oh, shut up.
- You're drunk.
- I am not.
What's the news?
I spent ten pounds
on Finn...
and all he wanted was
advice on his sick pig.
- Is the sports car his?
- Not at all.
He's lookin' after it
for his brother.
Then I spent another
forty on the locals...
in case the winner was
hidden among them.
You're actin' like you
won the lotto yourself.
Aye, yeah.
Rockefeller, that's me.
I followed me nose
to Mrs. Kennedy's.
I took a meat pie
to soften her up.
Go on.
Found her on her own
drinkin' champagne.
- It's her, then.
- Hold on.
No sooner was my
meat pie in her belly...
than she tells me that
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