Voodoo Rising Page #2

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in front of my son boy.

Guess you wants to have real nice skin.

- Yeah, yeah, I moisturize

like 10 times a day.

- That's cause he doesn't do

anything but sit on his ass

all day and primp.

- F*** you.

- Excuse me?

- Watch your mouth.

- Sorry.

- Thank you so much.

- Bye.

- That's pretty.

Look at this.

- Be careful with that.

Don't go!

- Don't go where?

- Do not go there!

- She's crazy,

let's get out of here.

- Holy sh*t man!

You scared the hell outta me.

- It ain't safe to be here

boy, turn back, save yourself.

Them woods is evil,

pure unadulterated evil.

- I'm sure they are sir.

- What's up old man you got a problem?

- Naw sonny, but you will,

specially carrying that attitude

that's you's got.

- You just button it and

be on your way old man.

- Howdy Sheriff didn't hear you pull in.

- How you doing there Earl?

Is there a problem here?

- Damn stupid ass red neck.

- No problem here.

- What's the matter

boy, don't like n*ggers?

- No problem sir.

- You know I'm the law around

here, these are my people,

you hold your tongue you hear?

- Will do.

- Shoot Earl can't stay

outta trouble now can ya?

Take care.

- Hey guys, um I don't like

the feeling I'm getting

from this place, I think we should go.

- Ah, it's just all the

road kill getting to ya.

- No, ha, I really don't

like the feeling I'm getting.

- What do you expect?

We're in the middle of bumpkin ville.

- Pull over now.

You pull that thing over young lady.

Pull right over here.

- Oh my god are you kidding me?

- Oh my young lady were

ya going to a fire maybe?

- Um no just driving.

- Well seems to me you

were speeding a little bit.

Going a little about 12, 15

miles over the speed limit.

- I was not going that fast.

- Oh well see here the old

sheriff he isn't blind you see,

he could see his speedomoter

and I, you know tracked you

up a little bit, you

was going pretty quick.

- A little.

- Don't get lippy with me girl.

- Sorry.

- Now I'm going to have

to write you a ticket.

- No, I can't get another ticket though,

like you don't understand

they're going to take my license.

- Well you know that's not

the old sheriff's problem but,

what do you suggest we do to

rectify this here situation.

- Um, I could just drive really carefully.

- Yeah that would be the right

thing to do don't you think?

- Yeah.

- Well it ain't gonna

happen, you understand?

Maybe what the sheriff will

do here, maybe take you

or your skinny little friend over there,

into the woods, we'll just

take care of the ticket

and we'll just forget about

the whole thing like it never

happened.

- Are you f***ing kidding me?

- Oh no young lady I ain't

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