Voodoo Rising

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Reading, writing

Hey route 23 gonna

take you to a good life

You have never seen

Reading, writing

Hey roads to the north

To the luxury and comfort

gold miner can afford

Reading, writing

Hey route 23 gonna

take you to a good job

In the city factory

- Good boy, that's a good boy.

Vernon?

Vernon you up there?

Oh you better not be doing

something up there you're

not supposed to.

Vernon you know I can hear you up here.

- Do you know we're in a

Mercury retrograde right now?

- What the f*** did you just say?

- Mercury retrograde, it's weird,

whenever Mercury goes

retrograde communication gets

really f***ed up.

I mean cars break down,

sometimes relationships break up.

I mean I think it's kinda

weird that we're going

to Black Hill during one of these times.

- Peyton what are you talking about?

You know witchcraft it's nonsense.

- No Sally it's not it's just

her religion like any other.

You know back home I

used to study Santeria

and you won't believe

how many people actually

believes in that like

voodoo, witchcraft, Santeria,

blah, blah, blah, it's crazy

but you know they take it

very seriously actually.

- You know there's a full

moon out tonight right?

- Oh so what does that mean?

Is one of us going to grow

fangs and start barking

at the moon?

- Well if sh*t hits the fan this weekend,

don't try to say I didn't warn you.

- Mon dieu this is ridiculous.

My god!

Get out of here.

I have had it with you

it is the last time!

Good morning Miss Ellie.

- Huh!

- I said good morning Miss Ellie!

- Oh hello Miss Claudette.

- Did you hear what happened yesterday?

- I heard he bagged himself

another one last night, ohh!

- Well sheriff told me not

to run me mouth about it,

but he sure did.

- That damned sheriff better

bring that retard in before

he's the death of all of us.

- Well maybe the sheriff feel

like he owe the boy something

after he tried to save Vernon.

Don't Miss Ellie anybody with

half a brain would know that

Vernon was just a murderer in the making.

- Don't I know that too.

But listen here we better keep

this just between ourselves.

Don't want the sheriff

getting wind of what we're

talking about.

- But Miss Ellie it just

tears me up and all,

knowing that that boy

out there running rampant

in them woods.

- I'll have the usual.

- Well Miss Ellie this

must be your lucky day.

That will be three dollars.

- Well I better be going, I

gotta get home I got work to do.

That damned daughter-in-law

of mine she don't do nothing.

Curtains are dirty, dishes ain't done,

just sits on her backside

all day and does nothing.

Stupid b*tch.

- Charlie we are in the

middle of bum f*** nowhere,

you said we were going

camping not searching

for f***ing inbreds.

- Ok Porter don't worry about it,

everybody goes camping here it's fine

- Yeah and then they end up

over the spit in some mutants

backyard barbecue.

I've always dreamed of getting

roasted over an open fire.

This is fantastic, this is

great, this is fantastic.

- Ok I'm hanging up now.

Ok how's that?

Good, I know, yeah alright, bye.

Ok we are never taking Porter

on another camping trip again.

- Oh yeah, he's so gay.

- Rags slow down man, there's a,

there's someone on the side

of the road, slow down.

- Why are we stopping?

- There's nobody

on the side of the road.

- Why are we stopping?

- F***.

- Yeah there is.

- It looks like a cop.

- What?

Yeah, hey, hey you guys got

any dope on you stuff it now.

- We don't have any dope.

- Hi sexy.

- What's going on?

- I don't know.

- Are we helping that dude out?

Do we have a jack?

- Do we have cables?

- Why the hell are we stopping?

- This is awesome man.

- Just be cool guys, be cool.

Everything alright?

- Hey I'm always cool.

- Reckon I could use a jump.

Ya all got cables?

- Naw, can give you a lift.

- Much obliged.

Howdy.

- Hello officer.

- Hi.

- Oh my, this just got insane.

Whatever.

Just follow them.

- So where are you kids heading?

- Black Hill.

- Black Hill?

- Yes.

- Yeah Black Hill.

- You like snakes.

- No.

I hate 'em why?

- They got all kind of

snakes up in them hills.

'Conda's, moc's, rattler's,

I've seen 'em all up there.

- Rags they don't have

snakes up there do they?

- Garter's maybe, sure

as sh*t ain't no anaconda's.

- You're just messing with us.

- Let me tell you something

darlin' I've lived

up in these hills my whole life,

I've seen 'em all.

You campers running me

all the time on the radio,

come get this snakes outta their tents.

- Seriously come on stop

screwing around with us.

- Imagine you're lying up in

your tent all comfy and cozy,

and here come this rattler

snake slithering up your thighs,

ts, ts, ts.

- Alright I

think we've heard enough.

- What you think I'm lying?

You pull this van up on to the side,

I'll show you what I'm talking about.

You folks wait right here,

try not to get scared.

- We gotta go.

- Say hi to.

- Christ.

Fake.

- Ah get outta here

you god damn city folk.

- Let's check it out.

- I go drain the 'conda.

Hey fill 'er up dip sh*t.

- Yeah dip sh*t.

- Howdy, show you folks anything special?

- You make these yourself?

- Sure do Miss girl.

- How about this, how much is it?

- For you three bucks.

- That's all?

- It's so hot out here,

it's like this all the time?

- Mmhmm.

- Makes my skin so f***ing dry.

- You watch your mouth

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