Voodoo Possession Page #2

Oh, hi.

This is Aiden Konstipovan.

Aiden Konstipovan my assistant.

Bonjour.

Welcome.

Please, come.

Let me show you around.

I am so grateful that

you can do this story.

It's important that the

world know how far we've come.

And yes, how far we've yet to go.

This place is massive.

Oh, yes, it is.

Most of it is abandoned and boarded up.

Not touched in years.

But we fixed up a small

area that we can use.

Still a work in

progress, as you can see.

If this place doesn't

have hot water, I'm out.

Who cares?

It's badass.

Think of it as urban camping.

You mean the ghetto.

Something only hipsters think is cool.

Um, "Konstipovan"?

We don't want them to know

that you're his brother.

Could be dangerous.

Yeah, but, "Konstipovan"?

It's Croatian for "constipated".

Thought it fit.

Dude, this place is freakin' amazeballs.

Amazeballs.

Wow, is that what

they're saying these days?

I am getting old.

Stick with me, Pops, I got your back.

I'll make you relevant again.

What made you think I was

ever relevant to begin with?

Doctor, when did you

first start working here?

I started shortly after

our last hospital director,

Dr. Chase, went missing.

He did a very good thing

founding this hospital.

Mental illness is highly

stigmatized in our culture.

It's a shame what's happened.

Was there ever any investigation?

Any police that we can speak to?

The local police were

of little assistance

and no one else here cares to talk.

This village doesn't exactly

embrace western beliefs

and medicine.

And the things that they do believe in

are not to be talked about.

You'll find this

village has many secrets.

Is there a secret

Starbucks around somewhere?

'Cause I'd love a Frappuccino.

Jeez, p*ssy.

Please, let's continue.

Aaahh!

Maybe I should get your back.

What was that about?

My apologies.

We are in a mental hospital

with very few staff.

Some patients we allow to roam freely,

but others we must restrain.

We've had to move this

one a few times already.

Please.

Let's get you settled, huh?

Feel free to use our

lobby as your workplace.

It is much more comfortable here.

Oh, hello.

It's great.

Welcome home.

This is really great.

Ewenso, desann bou ou

ak pran yo nan chanm yo!

Hey, Boss.

We're American news crew, right?

Yeah.

Well, I was gonna go

on that Starbucks run,

just f***in' with you,

there's no Starbucks,

but when I came back

this was on the doorstep.

Has Bree seen this?

No, you're the first.

"I heard you're investigating

the hospital disappearances.

"My friend worked at the hospital,

"he sent me this before he vanished.

"I am not in a position to help,

but maybe you Americans can.

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