Violet Tendencies Page #2

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When I'm out, I wanna find you gone,

my keys on the table

and I don't want you

coming around here anymore.

It's over!

But I love you.

Hi, do you have a minute

for future today?

Hi sir do you have a minute

for the future today?

Sorry, nope.

I'm not breeding.

Are you my mailman?

Cute socks!

Salome?

That's you.

My gay husband would kill

for those calves!

Please.

We're in public.

Oh honey its New York-

Everything happens

on the street.

So, Chinese is okay, rig ht?

I can't do it.

I once had the worse gas

off a plate of mu shu pork.

I get it, where should we go?

No, I can't do this.

I'm gonna take a pass.

You're gonna pass?

I know I lied on Frisky Friends

but I came clean

I mean, I gave you

my real stats.

Salome

I know this sounds clich but

It's not you...

It's me.

Really.

These were for you.

But I have experience.

I have walked the catwalks

in Paris, Milan,

London!

In nothing but pasties.

Here, see?

My collection is designer clothing.

They were designer pasties.

Bradleigh, please I need press,

help me!

Please.

For the passion we shared

when we were boys?

Larice, are you threatening me?

Yes.

So, you've seen the line sheet.

Bradleigh's new collection

was inspired by

the latest dinosaur discovered

down in Argentina.

Perfect! Let me know when you

want to come for the pull.

Okay.

Oh no, not again!

What is wrong with me, Riley?

Why do you keep saying that?

Nothing!

It's not you, it's him.

You are surrounded by men

who love you.

Love?

I deserve someone to love me

and my p*ssy

Like Audrey.

Do you hear me?

Um, I hear you.

Donna I would, if I could.

I've got tools.

Not now, Donna.

Still got my hymen.

What you need, Violet,

is the male version of you.

A fag stag.

A metrosexual?

No, no no no no

A metrosexual will only throw

you off the scent

What is it Salome?

I'm going to lunch.

Actually, not lunch.

I'm being taken out

for high-end water:

Can Violet cover reception?

One sec..

A fag stag is special.

He hangs out with gays because

he enjoys their energy and their

attention just like you do.

Does that sort of person

really exist?

I don't think so.

Can I have a carrot?

Nevermind.

I probably shouldn't.

My f*** buddy broke up with me.

Oh, no!

Really glad I never officially

moved in

because then I'm not officially

kicked out rig ht?

Sweetheart what happened?

Suddenly after three months

Darian is not a slut anymore.

What does he want?

Monogamy?

Sounds like something

I need lasered off.

I know.

Oh my gosh, Luke.

I think it might be time for us...

Please, don't say it.

Grow up.

I can hear that

from anyone but you.

But, maybe it's time.

I don't see what the problem is?

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