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- You dirty bastard.

- What?

What badness, eh?

It's like a castle.

It's a manor house.

Used to belong to Henry VIII.

I think we'll take it to the east

wing so I don't wake the family up.

Come on, Minto.

Welcome to my lair.

- Oh, wow.

- Yeah, have a look up there.

Bring back memories.

Who designed this, Dannii Minogue?

We look a lot younger

there, don't we, eh?

Look at that.

Look at you, you fat,

long-haired hippy bastard.

Oh, man, all that time.

And look at this.

That was that dental

nurse from Durham.

What a bunk up.

Best sex I ever had.

Yeah. Have a look at that.

Nicked from the Bay

City Rollers in 1975.

Oh, that is better than sex, mate.

That is something else.

- Look at that beauty.

- Here. Look.

- That was you.

- Let's have a look.

Grab that one.

It's only got one string.

What's up with you?

- Don't you like the skiffle bass?

- Haven't changed a bit. Look at that.

Right.

Right. Get on the drums.

- Sure, plug in.

- Yeah, let's plug it in.

I'm a bit rusty, though.

Sound like the Tin Man.

That's good sound, isn't it?

Is this your drum kit or your kids?

Yeah.

- What are you playing?

- Three chords.

You can write a great punk

song with three chords.

Wait a minute.

Look, let me record it.

Wait a minute.

You got an 8-track?

No. I just do it on the computer.

I design all my own Web

sites and everything.

I'm a recording engineer now.

Come on. Do that

thing you just did.

Go for your laugh, kick yourself

And do your brains in, do it today

Destroy the system

Smash it all up, lose control

Start a revolution in

your livin' room now

Johnny, wakey, wakey!

Hands off snakey!

If you want to chunder,

the toilet's down the hall.

I already spewed up

in the ice bucket.

Oh, charming.

That's good. Who is that?

- It's us last night.

- Us?

Yeah, well, I've put a loop

on it and spliced the vocals,

but basically it's us.

- That's us.

- Yeah. It's not perfect,

but it's better than what we

had the first time, mate.

You remember that?

- You finished mixing it yet, Robbie?

- Yeah, I've just finished.

Robbie, you got any Alka-Seltzer?

Yeah. In the kitchen.

It's good, though.

It's very good, it is.

Make us a cup of tea

while you're at it?

- And me.

- Yeah, and me.

I made it last time.

What last time?

Sound Studios 1993.

It's Griff's turn.

Just make the bloody tea!

That is ever...

That's blinding, that is.

That could be a hit.

Wouldn't it be something, back in

the charts after all these years?

Be a bloody miracle,

that's what it would be.

Where's the tea bags?

Next to the All-Bran.

Know what we should do?

Put it out as a single.

Announce to the world, "Weapons

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