Vinyl Page #2
- Year:
- 2013
- 18 min
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- You dirty bastard.
- What?
What badness, eh?
It's like a castle.
It's a manor house.
I think we'll take it to the east
wing so I don't wake the family up.
Come on, Minto.
Welcome to my lair.
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, have a look up there.
Bring back memories.
Who designed this, Dannii Minogue?
We look a lot younger
there, don't we, eh?
Look at that.
Look at you, you fat,
long-haired hippy bastard.
Oh, man, all that time.
And look at this.
That was that dental
nurse from Durham.
What a bunk up.
Best sex I ever had.
Yeah. Have a look at that.
Nicked from the Bay
City Rollers in 1975.
Oh, that is better than sex, mate.
That is something else.
- Look at that beauty.
- Here. Look.
- That was you.
- Let's have a look.
Grab that one.
It's only got one string.
What's up with you?
- Don't you like the skiffle bass?
- Haven't changed a bit. Look at that.
Right.
Right. Get on the drums.
- Sure, plug in.
- Yeah, let's plug it in.
I'm a bit rusty, though.
Sound like the Tin Man.
That's good sound, isn't it?
Is this your drum kit or your kids?
Yeah.
- What are you playing?
- Three chords.
song with three chords.
Wait a minute.
Look, let me record it.
Wait a minute.
You got an 8-track?
No. I just do it on the computer.
I design all my own Web
sites and everything.
Come on. Do that
thing you just did.
Go for your laugh, kick yourself
And do your brains in, do it today
Destroy the system
Smash it all up, lose control
Start a revolution in
your livin' room now
Johnny, wakey, wakey!
Hands off snakey!
If you want to chunder,
the toilet's down the hall.
in the ice bucket.
Oh, charming.
That's good. Who is that?
- It's us last night.
- Us?
Yeah, well, I've put a loop
on it and spliced the vocals,
but basically it's us.
- That's us.
- Yeah. It's not perfect,
but it's better than what we
had the first time, mate.
You remember that?
- You finished mixing it yet, Robbie?
- Yeah, I've just finished.
Robbie, you got any Alka-Seltzer?
Yeah. In the kitchen.
It's good, though.
It's very good, it is.
Make us a cup of tea
while you're at it?
- And me.
- Yeah, and me.
I made it last time.
What last time?
Sound Studios 1993.
It's Griff's turn.
Just make the bloody tea!
That is ever...
That's blinding, that is.
That could be a hit.
Wouldn't it be something, back in
the charts after all these years?
Be a bloody miracle,
that's what it would be.
Where's the tea bags?
Next to the All-Bran.
Know what we should do?
Put it out as a single.
Announce to the world, "Weapons
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