Vikramarkudu Page #2

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l told you not to wear so much gold,

warned of heart attack

for the sound it makes.

Dear, your gold?

Night duty Nurse read my pulse...

She asked to take off my pant...

...and pierced a big injection...

Groom, listen to me...

Wife is a goddess...

A never ending love...

As love herself...

As your life...

Like light in lamp...

Be a lifelong friend...

lf you find faults with her...

lf you try to act smart with her...

SRl BALAJl

Little devils are here.

How to pack them inside?

Little monkeys.

You can't catch me.

How to enter with this face?

Stop playing and come for dinner.

Come...come.

Children are not allowed.- Steal...rob...

Bless us with trouble free robberies.

Hail Lord Krishna! Hail Butter Thief!

Hail Blade! Hail Scissors!

Hail the duo of thieves!

Lord, with your divine grace,

working over time day and night,

we stole you from Venugopalaswamy

temple, my Lord,

with your grace, stole a bench

from NTR gardens,

stole milk can from milk centre,

stole post box from Gandhinagar,

stole TV from Railway station,

stole telephone from public booth,

Really?

Nephew.

What else can we wish?

Who was on line?- Robber informer.

The girl you wanted has come from

Chambal for a marriage here.

The house you saw

is the guest house.

Then, we are staying

there for a week.

l'll keep 4 lorries standby in the next street,

we can load all the goods.

We are going there to

settle my love matter.

Are you in love?

- Why so surprised?

lf you try your antics there,

l'll cut, cook and serve you to the guests.

Sixer!

l'll thrash every kid here.

Sathi, is our ball here?

lt's here only. Come.

All are sweet and small.

l'll burst all your balls today.

Forgive the kids this time,

women of the area are worst.

l'm worse than the worst.

Kids are finished today.

Get out!

Great Tendulkars and Dhonis

to come out with bats.

lf you come here again, l'll cut it.

Listen to me...he's not a good man.

Will you hide inside after beating children?

Today, you're finished in my hands.

Hey Sathi! Come out bloody idiot!

Oh My God!

l've come out, so what?

Bloody, let your hands get broken.

May you die instantly with

a strange disease.

Let your family break up.

Let your house get burnt down.

Let your false hair fall down.

Nephew, don't calm down...

don't back off.

Let the issue be settled.

- Settle it, tell me.

Bloody idiots! Showing your

prowess on kids?

Not just kids, l'll strip your

husbands and beat them.

Will you strip our husbands also?

- Any doubt?

lf you're really a man?

lf you really have guts?

Strip my husband. Come on man.

You leave me.

Why should l get stripped

to prove him as man?

He'll do as he says, leave me.

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