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the ratings go when

the Academy Awards are on TV?

Astronomically high!

And it's nothing but a

bunch of crap consisting

of 90 minutes of boredom

of thankless idiots

thanking each other.

We'll give 'em an award show

that'll stagger the nation.

Wake up, America.

Here we come.

We'll show 'em scenes

from the films.

This show's gotta have class.

I need someone to MC the

show, someone to give

it credibility, respectability.

And I'll need special sponsors.

Let's see.

Who am I gonna get?

Hey, Dad.

I forgot to tell you the troop

is putting that new librarian

on the smut list.

You mean the college girl?

The one with the--

She's got a fat chest.

You know, she wears

really short skirts?

Wiggles a lot.

Gordon Junior!

Sorry, Dad.

Sorry if I offended you, Mom.

It's all, Gordon Junior.

What's the troop going to

do with the new librarian

now that's she's on your

smut list and everything?

Well, it's real simple.

The troops comes down to the

library, about 450 of us,

and we run her out of town

on her fat, wiggly ass!

[doorbell rings]

Good gracious.

It's almost 9:
30.

Who could be coming

at this hour?

--Well, hello, sonny.

We're here to see your daddy.

It's all right, Mrs G. Mr

Clifford Bradley, he sent us.

Mr Bradley sent you?

That's what I said, Mr Gordon.

Name's Boorski, Rex Boorski.

This here little bombshell,

this here's Inga.

We're both of us connected with

Stag Film Quarterly Review.

That's a kind of periodical

that's devoted to the new ideas

and concepts within the

artistic trends relevant in stag

movie tradition.

Stag movies?

How dare you mention such a

thing in my house in front

of my wife and my young child.

Artistic trends?

Artistic trends my eye!

You name me one thing you

consider an artistic trend

and I'll buy you a stovepipe.

He means the magazine?

Artistic trends?

Lots of f*** position and

things like that with pictures.

We do a lot of that trend.

That's smut.

You're smutty.

You're going on the list!

What's with him?

I dunno, honey.

Hey, maybe he wants you to show

him some of your positions.

Oh, would you like to see

me strike a pose, sonny?

No, absolutely not.

Now, this has gone

quite far enough.

Will you get him out of here?

Now, I wanna know what

you're doing here,

what do you want me

for, and what all

this has to do with Mr Bradley.

Well, now, it's really

simple, Mr Gordon.

Mr Bradley, he's the

president of KLIT TV, right?

Well, now, you're an

employee of KLIT TV,

and Mr Bradley's just got a

job he wants you to do for him.

That's all.

You're gonna be working real

closely with myself and Inga

here, who incidentally is just

one hell of a wild ass f***.

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