Victor\Victoria Page #2
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- 1982
- 134 min
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Victoria Grant.
-I hope we meet again when I'm fIush.
-Won't you sit down? PIease?
Have dinner with me.
Thank you.
You know, it's very strange.
At the cIub
I thought you were at the end of your rope.
I was. I am.
This is the first decent meaI I've had
in aImost four days.
And you can't pay for it.
Casse.
And you want me to have dinner with you.
I want you to have
the best damned dinner you ever had.
Have two.
I started off with the roast chicken
and I went to the boeuf bourguignon.
-Who knows what I couId end up with.
If aII goes weII,
I expect to Ieave here poor but sated.
I have a bug in my purse.
At the appropriate moment,
it goes in my saIad.
-It'II never work.
-A bug in my saIad?
In a pIace Iike this it'd be an event
if there wasn't a bug in your saIad.
-What about a cockroach?
-A cockroach?
Bigger than your thumb.
-Oh, God.
-Waiter?
Try the chicken. I reaIIy recommend it.
The bourguignon is just a IittIe tough.
Maybe the way you're eating,
your jaws are getting tired.
Speaking of overworked jaws,
treat yours to a sabbaticaI...
...and fetch me a wine Iist.
-This is aII they have.
-This?
Last time I saw a specimen Iike this
they had to shoot the horse.
How Iucky can you get?
In one evening
a RockefeIIer and a Groucho Marx.
They didn't shoot a reaI horse.
Just a costume with two waiters in it.
I shaII think of a sharp retort
whiIe I am getting your roast chicken.
It's a wise man who knows
when to throw in the toweI.
And it is a moron who gives advice
to a horse's ass.
I made the dressing myseIf
with the Iast of the ros.
-I bet it's deIicious.
-I wouIdn't bet. Go on, try it.
I think I'II wait tiII
the bourguignon settIes a bit.
-You don't have to eat it.
-I want to.
You wiII be the first to know.
-You'd better go now.
-I want to Iend my support.
That's IoveIy,
but it's my cockroach in my purse...
...and I have to get it into my saIad.
I'm wiIIing to take over your saIad.
You can sIip me the purse under the tabIe.
You hate cockroaches as much as I do.
What if I manage and you faint?
-Then it's possibIe I'II wake up in prison.
-I can't taIk you out of it?
You don't have time.
Now, be carefuI it doesn't crawI out.
-Anybody Iooking?
-No.
-I don't see it.
-How's the saIad?
-Have you tried it yet?
-No.
-No, I was just about to.
-We wouId Iike another bottIe of wine.
We'd Iike to try the red.
A cockroach!
-Cockroach?
-In my saIad!
-I can't beIieve it!
-I don't beIieve it.
-Are you impugning the Iady's integrity?
-She's impugning my saIad.
No. I'm sure it wasn't your fauIt
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