Vice Versa Page #2

blue and white ginger jar...

...and I wonder if you have

something of mine.

Don't ask me how it happened. It's

fortunate I'll be in Chicago tomorrow...

Monday would be fine. Yes.

At your office? Look forward to it.

- Look forward to Chicago in December?

- Come on, it's in the U.S.

- Monday, it's ours. No problem.

- You think so?

Credit me with some intelligence.

On what basis?

Major, major, major dork.

Attention K-Mart shoppers:

This offer cannot be repeated.

Dooley, who you got?

I got Blackhawks and Whalers,

Van Halen at the Civic, and Malice.

- Can you get tickets for Wang Chung?

- Sure.

- Get me two for Malice.

- Two? Who you taking? Lori?

I don't go out with boys.

Will your dad let you go?

I'll get him to take me.

He owes me one.

I can hear you people

in the parking lot. Dooley, get out!

Out! You're not scalping tickets

in my classroom.

Sit down! Take off that headset

and give me that filthy magazine.

Go, Charlie!

Yes, yes! Come on, come on!

Go, go, go, Charlie!

Come on, touchdown!

All right! All right!

You're really sparking them, Charlie.

All right, touchdown!

Hi, guys.

- Come on.

- Let's go. We can afford them now.

- Over here! Over here!

- Get the ball!

- I got them!

- Run! Run!

- Quick, throw it!

- I'm open. Open.

- Who's that?

- My dad.

- I'm sorry about that, Marshall.

- No, come on, it was a good pass.

It was never my game, you know?

I used to row.

No, I meant the sweater.

It looks like it's expensive.

I get a good deal at the store.

You want one? I could get you one.

Charlie, get your stuff together.

- See you.

- See you later, Charlie.

This is the hotel we're staying in

if there's any kind of problem.

He eats Nerds for breakfast,

not croissants.

Help him with homework.

He has exams.

You have to see his homeroom teacher

Tuesday afternoon.

Tuesday afternoon? Oh, my God!

I've got to meet with our ad agency.

Cancel it. It won't kill you

to be a parent for a week.

Christ.

Charlie? No, Charlie. Please.

Charlie, no way.

I got a clause in my lease.

Okay, old buddy,

you unload your arsenal...

- Hey, you got a tree!

- Yeah.

Sure. Of course I got you a tree.

Well, Sam got it for you.

Look at the pine needles.

Goddamn it! I told her.

I told her there'd be pine needles

all over the rug.

I'm gonna check my messages.

Hi, Mo.

Did you have a nice ride?

Were you okay in there?

Look, this is my dad's den.

I'm gonna sleep on the bed.

And you're gonna sleep in here.

We won't tell my dad you're staying.

There's probably a clause in his lease.

Why can't you take me to school?

George Ferriera takes his kid to school

on his way to work.

- I go in the opposite direction.

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