Verry Terry Page #2

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I told you I was staying with

a fat chick in Wales.

In Wales.

In Wales.

That's amazing. I was going

to recommend the Premier Inn.

What's the Premier Inn?

Ah, let me tell you.

I'm glad you asked.

OK, I've got a sponsorship

deal going on.

I've got to do all this.

Mickey, the Premier Inn,

is the premier place to stay.

Yeah, but I heard it was

a really sh*t place.

Eh? Who told you that?

That's not true.

You get a complementary kettle

on arrival. That's right!

You get a range of hot and cold

beverages. That's right!

You get these little capsules,

right, with milk in,

and the milk doesn't need

to be refrigerated.

Actually, I'll tell you what,

I will give you, yeah,

cos you're dissing the Premier Inn,

I'm going to give you Colin's number

he's the area manager. All right?

And give him a call. Just tell him

Terry sent you, yeah?

Do you like an English breakfast?

Oh, you like a Welsh breakfast.

I wouldn't stay in the Premier Inn

even with my fat girl

if your life depended on it.

Verry Terry.

Oh, eh.

Wait a minute, Ferry Terry.

Ferry Terry?

- Ferry Terry.

- Ferry Terry.

Well, very Andre

and a little bit of Mickey.

Hey listen, f*** that.

I'm giving you

a recommendation, here.

I was about to write down a voucher

card that would have given you,

all right, late checkout and

an extra egg at breakfast time.

But now you can f***ing forget it!

Ah. Hey.

Throwing my generosity

back in my face.

The truth is that

I'm a big fan of yours.

Thank you, Terry.

And I've seen most of your body

of work, you know,

and most of it is outstanding,

all right.

Now, I started off as

a car salesman.

- Right.

- All right, you know, being

a car salesman, all right,

is very much like being an actor,

you know, would you agree with that?

Sure.

Well, I'll tell you here,

bagged a little part as a bad guy

in the Turkish action hero

franchise, Suede Protector.

Yeah, that's right.

I made my movie debut in the sequel,

Suede Protector 2: Brown Velvet.

Run the tape.

There's a guy.

They say he can't be killed.

Suede.

They say he's part man...

part machine.

All suede.

I want you to find him.

And I want him dead.

Two. Blue Velvet.

Yeah, yeah.

Nice one. We'll get you a copy

on DVD.

That looks good that, right?

Terrific. I love the way that

it went up in the air.

Beautiful. All right.

I'm completely lost now.

Autocue, dad.

Eh? What?

Autocue.

Oh, yeah, the autocue.

Oh, thank God for the autocue.

What does it say

on my autocue, Mickey?

If he could give just one

piece of acting advice...

What would it be?

I would say try and complete

your sentences, you know,

that's a good start.

- Get a real job.

- Yeah, get a real job.

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