VeggieTales: Dave and the Giant Pickle Page #2

Season #1 Episode #5

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Dave:
Oh, look. There goes one now.

(Dave struggles to get the sheep upright.)

Bob:
(voice over) But Dave had an even bigger problem. You see, of all the brothers, he was the smallest.

Dave:
That's right. Everybody's bigger than I am.

Bob:
(voice over) And sometimes, his big brothers would pick on him.

(Another sheep tips over.)

Jimmy:
Oh, Dave. One of my sheep fell over. Would you come pick it up for me?

Dave:
I'm kinda busy right now.

Jimmy:
Do you remember the time we dipped you in tar and stuck you to the backside of an angry water buffalo?

Dave:
I'll be right there!

(Yet another sheep tips over.)

Tom:
Hey, Dave! One of my sheep fell, too!

Dave:
Just a minute!

(Jerry gently knocks down a row of sheep.)

Jerry:
Oh, look. All of my sheep fell over. Dave!

(Dave finally gets his sheep back on his hooves. He then goes to get an another sheep upright.)

Jimmy:
Oh, Dave. After you pick up our sheep, could you run and get me a bite to eat? I'm famished.

Jerry:
Oh, yeah! Me too! Get me something, too!

Jimmy:
You know, sometimes, I could eat a whole camel!

Jerry:
Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes, I think I could eat a whole spaceship.

Jimmy:
Uh... What's a spaceship?

Jerry:
I have no idea.

Bob:
(voice over) That's how things had pretty much always been for Dave. Nothing really exciting happened around there... until one day, when their dad, Jesse, came running out with some horrible news.

(Pa runs in and skids to a halt, knocking over a whole line of sheep.)

Pa Grape:
Whoa! Uh, Dave, could you pick those up?

(Dave grimices.)

Pa Grape:
(Panicing) Oh! Oh, boys! Oooh! Oh, boys! I've got--I've got horrible news! The phili... The ph... The-the... The philistines are, uh... Ah, uh... Ah, the... They're a... ttackng!

(Jimmy, Jerry and Tom are a little confused.)

Jimmy:
The lima beans are, uh...lacking?

Jerry:
The nectarines are...quacking?

Jimmy:
One more time please and...let's work on our annunciation.

Pa Grape:
The philistines are attacking!

(Everyone panics.)

Jimmy, Jerry and Tom: Aaaaaahhhhh! Aaaaaahhhhh!

Pa Grape:
Aaaahhhh! Ayayayayayayaya!

(The scene cuts back to the countertop. Larry-Boy is lying back on a pillow, for some reason.)

Larry-Boy:
Uh, Bob? What are the philippines?

Bob:
The philippines are a group of islands off the coast of south east asia. But that's not importaint now. The philistines were people who hated Israel. They wanted to take israel's land and make the israelites their slaves so they'd have to do what the philistines told them to do.

Larry-Boy:
Oh. That's bad.

Bob:
You're right. So the israelites needed to protect themselves.

(Cuts back to the story.)

Tom:
We need to protect ourselves! But how?

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