VeggieTales: King George and the Ducky Page #2

Season #2 Episode #13

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(Bob sighs and shakes his head in frustration.)

Jimmy:
Uh, let's see, control, shift, tab, delete. Uh, no, no. Shift, escape, six, option. Uh, no, uh, function, escape, tab, L.

Jerry:
(comes back while holding a cardboard sign with "Don't be selfish" scrawled on it) Hey, Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Oh, would you look at that! "Don't be selfish"! Heh, that's a good one. Well, we're out of time for today, kids. Remember, God-

Bob:
Hold it, hold it! Stop, stop, stop! You can't end a show like that! Well it's way too short, and the story was kinda, little... eh... I don't know. Qwerty's off, and there's not even a verse! No no! This is all wrong, we gotta do it again!

(Bob hops up in front of the screen.)

Bob:
My apologies, boys and girls. We're gonna give this another go around. (to Jimmy and Jerry) Jimmy, Jerry! Take off those ridiculous costumes, we got a real story to tell!

(Jimmy and Jerry do as Bob tells them to, while Larry comes up to Bob.)

Bob:
Larry, do you remember that letter we got from Lucy Thomas of Bismarck, North Dakota?

Larry:
Uh, yeah. The one where she said that she didn't like to play with her little sister because she wanted to keep all her toys to herself?

Bob:
That's the one. I say it's time we taught little Lucy a thing or two about being selfish. What do you say?

Larry:
I say, aye-aye, Skipper!

(Larry hops off, leaving Bob alone.)

Bob:
(sighs) It's good to be back. Action!

(Screen goes dark. Scene opens to an establishing shot of a castle.)

Bob:
(Narrating) Once upon a time, there lived a king. Like other kings, he had a really neat castle to live in and a lovely little kingdom to rule, but unlike other kings, this king spent most of his time, in the bathtub. Oh Yes, His name was George, King George.

Louis:
Uh, King George? Sire? Do you think you can come out soon? We have an important business to discuss.

King George:
What do you think, Ducky?

Ducky:
(squeaks)

King George:
Oh, I couldn't agree more! Uh, not right now, Louis. We're not finished with our royal bath!

Louis:
It's urgent, sir!

King George:
Oh, Ducky. Why can't they just leave us alone?

Bob:
(Narrating) Yes, because you see, the kingdom was at war. (pies are thrown around) The Great Pie War, to be exact.

(A pea soldier screams before getting hit in the face with a pie.)

Bob:
(Narrating) And usually when the kingdom was at war, the king would, uh, help.

King George:
It'll have to wait, Louis! First things first! Right, Ducky?

Ducky:
(squeaks)

Bob:
(Narrating) King George loved to take baths. But most of all, King George loved his Ducky.

King George:
Some kings love horses, and some kings love cattle. Some kings love leading their troops into battle. But me, I'm not like that. I find that stuff... yucky! I'd much rather stay in my tub with my ducky.

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