Varsity Blood

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(MUSIC)

CHEERLEADERS:
Ready.

Okay.

Warriors, stand up, and

yell for the black and orange.

HERMAN:
Go warriors.

CHEERLEADERS:
Black and orange,

black and orange.

DIANE:
All right, ladies.

That's it for tonight.

Go warriors.

(LAUGHING)

Stop.

JEFF:
Hey, Hannah.

Hey, Jeff, thanks.

So, uh, you got a

costume for tomorrow?

I got to take my little sister

trick or treating

Before the game.

Oh, so you're going to

stay after for the dance?

No. I mean maybe. Why? Are you?

No. Probably not.

I mean, you know

how these guys are.

Not really into school functions

Unless it involves

chasing a pig skin.

Hogeye high, where high

school victory is everything.

Ain't it grand?

Uh, ew, Blaine,

you're all sweaty.

TINA:
We're going over

to mike's to get hammered.

Are you guys coming?

- Uh...

- I don't know. Ask her.

No, Blaine, um, he promised

to take me home early.

I have homework.

Uh, yeah, look, I realize you

haven't been around long enough

To understand what

an honor it is to be invited

Somewhere by someone like me,

but next time I say,

"Hannah, come play."

You say, I'm on my way. Okay?

What about you, Diane?

You coming?

Maybe in a bit.

I was going to get some candy

first to throw at the students

At the pep rally tomorrow first.

Uh, whatever.

STUDENT:
Hey, how's the

view down there, Herman?

HERMAN:
Stop. Let me go.

HANNAH:
Guys, get him down.

MIKE:
How's the view, Herman?

Guys, stop!

JEFF:
Let him go.

Have you idiots learned

nothing this past year?

MIKE:
We're just messing

around. Calm down.

PETER:
Just giving old

Herman a squirming.

HERMAN:
Will you stop it?

Are you all right, Herman?

HERMAN:
I'm fine!

(LAUGHING)

VICKIE:
Hi there.

HEATHER:
Hey.

Hey, your dad's working late

so mom sent me to pick you up.

Oh, okay.

LINDA:
Uh, heather?

Are we supposed to be getting

that biggie's barbecue?

Hey, I'm game. I'm starving.

You hungry, Vic?

Seriously?

Fine. I guess I can find

us something to snack on.

LINDA:
Well, now.

That's the spirit.

I guess pinto beans and

collared greens for you, girl?

Whoa. Hold on a second, babe.

Did you, uh, did you ask your

mom about tomorrow night?

Oh, um, not yet, but...

Blaine, you know what

she's going to say

About me staying

out past curfew.

Baby.

Fine, I'll ask, but I can't

make any promises, okay?

It's whatever. I knew

this was going to happen.

Fine. I'm coming.

How many times?

How many times what?

Are you going to come?

Oh my god. Blaine.

But seriously, okay?

I know, I know your rules.

No drinking and driving, okay?

Yeah.

All right.

Come here.

Good night.

(SHOWER RUNNING)

Blaine, is that you?

You better get in here.

(HEAVY BREATHING SOUND)

Blaine?

Blaine?

Coach Randall?

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

This isn't funny, Blaine.

Now stop screwing with me

And get in here and

screw me already.

So, you're not in

the gym right now?

You said you would meet me here

after you dropped Hannah off.

No. I'm not going to mike's.

Hello? Hello?

Ugh!

(HEAVY BREATHING)

Uhh!

Dammit, Herman.

What are you still doing

here in that stupid get up?

(BREATHING)

Stop staring at me

like some pervo.

You're not even supposed

to be in here right now.

(BREATHING)

That's it.

I'm calling your mother.

(SCREAM)

(DOOR BANGING)

Oh!

(GURGLING OF BLOOD)

(SCREAM)

(GURGLING OF BLOOD)

(SCHOOL BELL)

COACH RANDALL:

Okay girls, where's Diane?

I tried calling her

a gazillion times, coach.

She won't answer.

Were you girls out

partying last night?

I'm here, aren't I?

All right.

Well, you're co-Captain.

So, you're in charge.

Want to cue the music?

I want you to fly your little

fly away asses in the gym,

Understood?

Guess I'm the bossy b*tch today.

And every other day.

HANNAH:
You guys, shouldn't

we be worried about Diane?

It's not like her

to miss a rally.

Loosen your

chastity belt, heather.

She's probably just shacked up

with that varsity linebacker

From Mattington, taking our

"ride on the mustang" cheer

To a new level. If you

know what I mean.

Yeah, but are we sure?

Maybe we should call her folks

And make sure she's not in

trouble or anything.

The front is in trouble.

We can't do our

basket toss about her.

Now, Hannah and heather,

you frame me,

And Herman you do whatever

losers do while we dance, okay?

(MUSIC)

work, step, watch it,

fake it

stop, stretch, drop it

shake it

move left, right

then face me

catch your breath,

it feels amazing

oh, oh, in the club like

oh, oh, for the last night

oh, oh, in the past life

I'm on fire

all my girls on the floor

let me see you stop

and show me how you move

'cause tonight

we didn't hide

we did just like

we wanted to

we're on fire

burning hot

on fire

o-n-f-i-r double e

let's go, to from the front

to the back

let's go, from the front

to the back

let's go, to from the front

to the back

let's go, from the front

to the back

on fire

breathe deep,

show it, move it

front, back

with something to it

don't stop, feel the music

let go, just don't lose it

oh, oh, in the club like

oh, oh, for the last night

oh, oh, in the past life

I'm on fire

all my girls on the floor

let me see you stop

and show me how you move

'cause tonight

we didn't hide

we did just like

we wanted to

we're on fire

burning hot

on fire

o-n-f-i-r double e

let's go, to from the front

to the back

let's go, from the front

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