Vampire Cleanup Department

Synopsis: In contemporary Hong Kong, typical young generation Tim Cheung joins the Vampire Cleanup Department team which is a special and secret task force for dealing Chinese vampire Goeng Si. During the operation he is instructed by his uncle Chau of the team senior officer, and finally he saves a female Goeng Si, Summer from her master evil lord Goeng Si who buried alive her in the feudalistic era.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
93 min


Urgent! Urgent!

Please come to the car park and help!

Breaking news

huge police force was deployed

to blockade kowloon city Plaza.

Don't worry

it'll be done nicely, for sure.

Cordon off

- don't let anyone in.

- Yes sir!

Hey! Who are you?

You can't get in here.

-L'm talking to you...

- Piss off

hey officer!

Congratulations! Fresh graduated?

How can you tell?


Look charismatic and smart.

Do you know what's happening upstairs?

Something happen?

Yes, were you not informed?

No...No one told me anything.

A young lady was held hostage,

a model apparently.

A model?

I can tell what news headline

is tomorrow right now.

Charismatic, smart,

and brave.

A police officer rescued

a model with big boobies.


and extraordinary.

A brave police officer rescued a model?

Do you agree?

Yes, I do.

So you do your duty,

and I resume mine.

Yes sir!


Got it!

Oh sir...

- Are you okay?

- Yes...L'm alright.

Your nose is bleeding.

- Need an ambulance?

- No. I'm fine.

- Chau!

- What's that?


Fully understand.

No one entering allowed.

Who are you?

Police in-charge. No entering.

I am here for rescue.

Go over there, there is a hospital.

You are just a sweeper, don't lie to me!

No...Lt's very dangerous inside.

Police cannot handle it.

I said police in-charge, go away!

Who are you? How can you rescue?

Who am I?

Let me tell you everything...

Hi everyone! I am Tim cheung.

While I was a child, I was given a nickname,

called "rubbish bin".

That's probably because

all my family members are "rubbish" related.


This is my grandma.

All the neighbours know her name,

rubbish witch at the western district.

You've come at the right time! I'm in danger.

No...Why are you inside a cardboard box?

Please come out.

Got you!

You crazy woman grabbed my cardboard!

Don't you try to bully me!

Lun! Lun!

Since I was little,

i kept seeing her grabbing rubbish,

and cardboards from others.

Grandpa, I found my ball.

My little wa...

Remember not to be like him when you grow up.

Degenerate to grab cardboards with the elderly.



Lose a fight to an old man.

- Grandma, I just...

- Lun.

Actually lun, is my father's name,

who passed away long time ago.

She just keeps mistaking me as her son.

My daughter-in-law would have left

just because you're being so weak.


I don't even have a girlfriend,

not to mention having a wife.

It was said that my parents...

Met each other during sweeping.

So technically speaking...

Rubbish has sort of brought me

to this world.

Okay...L'll help finding your trolley.

How about stand up first?

The floor is dirty.

I go searching now.

You go back home first, okay?

I wonder I'm...

The biggest rubbish in the world?

What's going on with you?


I'm not scolding at you.

I'm so sorry.

Tell me...

What's happened?

Please tell me.

Little wa...


rush back home immediately.

If you see any police officers pass by,

tell them to come over here asap.

- Understand?

- Yes



what the hell is that?

Grandma, sweep it later.

Come dinner first, the food is getting cold.

It's okay, you guys help yourselves.

Rarely you come visit me,

i want to show my pleasure.

Lun, you are awake.

Come and eat.

Chau and uncle chung have bought it for us.

Tim, come and eat.

Help yourself.

I can't believe...

Tim fell in the back alley.

Luckily you guys were there.

Grandma, you said you prepared

something for me?

Yes, you're right! Prunes!


don't worry, he is fine.



Don't be afraid.

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