Vampire Academy Page #3

no parties, no socializing,

nothing resembling fun.

Take the princess to her royal quarters

and find a broom closet for...

Oh, Rose, I almost forgot.

A telegram.

From Mom.

Kirova flipping out and Lissa

using compulsion to save my ass,

just another night at St. Vladimir's.

Wow. This place definitely

brought back memories.

Come on, over here.

Before the accident,

my father used to say

that for a Moroi not declaring a magic

is like not going through puberty.

Yeah, and he also used

to say practice during the day

while the world,

your world, is sleeping.

Let's make some magic.

Perfect.

Fire and water.

That's my Moroi.

- Rose...

- Don't leave me hanging.

Rose, you know

how I feel about high-fives.

Ladies. It's after 11:00 a.m., girls.

You should be in bed.

The sun has cleared the trees,

and it won't be kind, Your Highness.

I never got a chance to express

my condolences at the funeral.

But I am so heartened

by the extraordinary recovery

you've both made.

And don't worry, Princess.

I never officially

declared a magic, either.

And look how I turned out.

Ms. Karp's so different

from the other instructors.

It's really refreshing.

The thing that I like the most about her

is she's not strange or creepy at all.

- It's hurt.

- It's more than hurt. It's done.

Leave it. Come on, let...

That was unique.

Lissa.

Lissa?

Hey, Liss.

- It's good to see you.

- Aaron.

Guessing your new girlfriend

practices water magic. Classy.

Yeah. Hey, I'm sorry.

Mia gets jealous,

but deep down, she's sweet.

Back off, b*tch. He's mine now.

Very deep down, apparently.

How does it feel to leave at the

top and come back at the bottom?

Don't like what I'm saying?

What are you gonna do about it?

Thanks for asking.

I'm gonna go to a quiet place

and be very depressed

that this is my new life.

All Dhampir novices

transfer to the next training station.

Everyone transfer

to their next training station.

Dimitri is a God.

I hear he tracked them down to Oregon,

and when Rose tried to put up

a fight, he handed her her ass.

And what was left of that ass

got chewed up by Headmistress Kirova.

Surely, you have something more

interesting to discuss than my ass.

- Your boobies?

- Quit while you're alive, Mason.

What up, baby?

Ooh.

Forgot the secret handshake.

That hurts.

You know, I'm gonna make you pay

for your booby comment.

Old Rose maybe,

but you've missed a year of training.

Yeah, you needed that year to catch up

with what I was born with.

Prepare to...

Ow!

Sorry, Rose. Don't hate me.

I'd hate you more if you held back.

They have these things

in the outside world...

Pinkberry and mini taquitos,

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