Vampire Page #3

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You don't mind, do you?

I'll call you.

Thanks for your time.

I think she likes you.

Who?

My sister.

Oh.

Lucy.

Lucy? Laura.

Yeah, sorry. Laura.

How about you?

What does she do?

She's a student...

police academy.

Whoa.

Are you okay?

I've been taking care of her

ever since my dad married her mom.

She...

she had kind

of a rough childhood. I just...

I want her to be happy,

that's all.

Like I said, I just...

I don't know

if that's a good fit.

It seems like a lot

of responsibility to me.

I had a good feeling about you

when I met you.

Call it a gut instinct.

And my gut's usually right.

Kind of goes with

the job, you know?

I'm telling you, when it comes

to judging character,

I am second to none.

I like your mom.

Hi, Simon.

I got out of class early,

so I came by.

I left a message

on your cellphone.

Did you get it?

How did you get

my cellphone number?

Abbot gave it to me.

- Is that a problem?

- Oh, uh, no.

No, it's... it's fine.

Can you take this?

It's kind of heavy.

You're hungry, right?

I'm gonna make you some pasta.

How's your

Um...

Hi, Mommy.

Do you remember me?

- Oh.

- No.

She doesn't like to be touched.

You have a lovely home.

Well, I hope you're hungry.

I'm sorry, Mommy.

Did I scare you?

I work with DNA research

at the university.

And we're looking for a connection

between genetics and suicide.

And if we can find that connection,

if we can find that suicide gene,

then we think that

we can probably prevent

a lot of suicides.

We can save a lot of lives.

But it's very very hard

to find blood from people

who have killed themselves,

from suicide victims like...

I know this is

a very strange request,

but if you do wanna die,

you could give me your blood

and you could help out

a lot of people?

Who are in the exact same

position that you're in,

a very similar situation.

You could save a lot of lives.

Look at me.

Wouldn't that be a nice legacy?

Wouldn't that be an amazing thing

to leave behind?

So... so...

so you want my blood?

Fine. I don't need it

anymore if it's...

what do you need me to do?

My car is just down here

if you wanna...

This is not the way to go.

This is... this is not

the way to go.

Let's just...

let's go this way, okay?

Okay.

Jack the Ripper, Albert Fish,

Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer,

Richard Ramirez,

Andrei Chikatilo,

the Zodiac killer

and Ted Bundy.

Which one of those is a vampire?

Jeffrey Dahmer.

Jeffrey Dahmer

is my f***ing hero,

but that's just because

he was the ultimate pervert.

The truth of the matter is

is that everyone I just mentioned

is just a plain old serial killer.

So what is a vampire?

Someone who loves blood.

Someone who loves blood

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