Vampire Page #2

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So...

have you ever been

jealous of a butterfly?

Sure, you guys are young.

You're very young,

so you don't think about it,

but in general human beings...

we live;

we grow up; we die.

That's it.

But what if,

when we got older,

we could form

a chrysalis?

Burst out of it, you know.

All of a sudden we've got wings.

We're flying around.

We can stay up all night,

eat whatever we want,

have all the sex we want.

Sounds like a good life, right?

Butterfly is better.

You're right, Brian.

That's a good answer.

So today we're talking

about the mechanism behind molting,

so essentially why animals molt.

- Holy sh*t.

- What the f...?

What are you doing?

Ma'am, is everything okay?

What's your name?

Who is she?

Her name's Helga.

Her son's a high school teacher.

Where's he?

I guess he would be

working right now.

So you're a high school teacher?

Uh, yeah.

A biology teacher.

All right, thanks, Scott.

We'll take it from here.

Look, sir, what have you been

doing with this woman?

- Are you imprisoning her?

- Imprisoning her?

No, no, no. I'm just making sure she

can't get out of her room, that's it.

That's what imprisoning is,

Mr. Williams.

You're holding her against her will.

And what's with those balloons?

She has Alzheimer's.

My mother's a wanderer.

She could get into trouble.

She could hurt herself.

I'm sorry, but that doesn't justify

keeping her bound all day.

So what would you

suggest I do?

I mean, stay home

with her all day? Quit my job?

- I don't understand.

- No.

Just... would you try it on?

Try it on.

I'll show you how it works.

That's why I built her this...

so I could take care of her.

All right? Here, come here.

Just take your jacket off.

And there.

Huh.

Yeah, right?

Yeah, I see what you're saying.

It's kind of a...

it's not bad actually.

You see how easy it is...

I mean,

your knees and your hips?

The toilet over here...

here, try sitting down on this.

Come on.

It's very easy

on her hips and her back.

Uh-huh.

- Huh. Fascinating.

- Yeah.

She can't get up?

She can't leave the room?

No. Here, just try the door.

Go on,

try to get outside the door.

I dare you.

Wow.

Look, I gotta hand it to you.

You should probably

apply for a patent.

So what do you do

on your days off?

Me? Uh, nothing.

I just, you know,

take care of my mother.

Well, you gotta...

you gotta take her out

every now and then, you know?

Take her...

I don't know,

take her fishing or something.

Fishing?

Yeah. I like fishing.

How about you?

No, not... not really.

Well...

I know a great spot.

How about next Sunday?

Do you wanna go?

It's the perfect time of year.

I'll... I'll call you.

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