Valentine's Day Page #3
It's not my fault.
I was thinking about
what you were gonna do to me...
...and I just couldn't wait.
I didn't have a free hand.
Oh. Baby.
You know just how Katia likes it. Mm.
Well. It's Valentine's Day. Sugar.
My roommate just got home.
Do you wanna have a threesome?
If he says yes.
It'll take me a minute to change.
Ooh. I think that's a very good idea.
[LAUGHD]
Edgar. We said we were not gonna
give each other presents this year.
I know. I lied.
- Do did I.
- Wow.
Today's the day I make most of my dough.
I deliver love-grams to businesses.
I even delivered a breakup-gram today.
KELVIN:
Folks, from the chubby messengerof love himself...
... that Valentine's Day is about love.
It's about romance.
It's about commercialism that...
- Found the glue. Grandma.
EDTELLE:
Well. Good.This is really a hard day for him...
...because they used to make
handcrafted cards together.
EDGAR:
Well. Maybe we should've offeredto do that with him.
EDTELLE:
I did.
But he said it was only fun
when it was with his mother.
EDGAR:
Do. Edison...
...what are we doing for breakfast today?
- I can't eat. Grandpa.
Who said that? Do you can't eat?
What's the matter?
What's the matter. You sick?
Yeah. Lovesick.
REED [ON RECORDING]: Julia, it's Reed.
I've been trying to reach you.
Call me back, please.
Oh. Boy. Oh.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Do my boyfriend texted me this morning.
And he was like.
"Look outside your door."
Oh.
And... But. You know.
I look outside my door...
...and my boyfriend's
nowhere to be found.
Right.
- But there's this giant white bear.
- Yeah. The bear.
- On the ground. The floor.
- I get it.
- Yeah. Isn't that the sweetest thing ever?
- Ever and ever.
Do you live here? In this building?
Because I see you in the lobby all the time.
- Because I live here.
- No. I just visit. Just visiting.
All right. Well.
Gonna take my bear with me.
- I hope you get a lot of valentines today.
- Thanks.
MAN [OVER DPEAKERD]: Hello, everyone.
This is your captain speaking.
On behalf of myself and the flight deck...
... we wanted to wish everyone
a happy Valentine's Day.
Hope you had an opportunity
to get a little rest.
But according to my digital readout here,
we've still got another six hours...
... before we reach our final destination
of Los Angeles...
... where the weather is expected to be warm
and sunny after three days of rain.
- Oh. Hello.
- Hey.
- Hey. Is Reed here. Or is he on a run?
MAN 1:
Yeah. He's in there.- Okay. Hey. Guys.
WOMAN 1:
Hi. Julia.- How was last night. Brutal?
WOMAN 2:
Yeah.- Have you been up all night?
MAN 2:
Hey.
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