Vacancy 2: The First Cut Page #3

a special radar for those places.

F*** him, he'll find us.

Oh, God. See that squirrel?

That was gross.

Oh, my God. What a mess.

It'll be fine.

We'll fix it when we get there.

Yeah.

You up for a little dip before bed?

It's all yours. Go first.

The least we could do

is grab the squirrel for your dad.

Save him having to

hunt down lunch tomorrow.

I'll tell him that you said that.

Did I mention he's 6'5"

and used to box?

- Oh, that's it. You're going in.

- No, Caleb! No, no, no!

This is actually pretty nice.

Yeah, it's not bad.

Better tell Tanner not to make

a big entrance when he shows up.

- I got nothing.

- Yeah, me either.

It's the middle of nowhere.

Why do you need to call him anyway?

He'll find us. He always does.

Let's hurry.

We don't want to waste

what little privacy we've got.

Are you sure we're doing

the right thing?

We'll get cell-phone reception

as soon as we get into town, I promise.

No, I'm talking about

everything else.

Living around your family,

me working for your father.

Chicago's not going

anywhere, Caleb.

And if you're not happy,

we'll go back.

What if you're happy?

I won't be. Not if you're not.

"If you need anything, just scream"?

What?

Didn't it seem like

a weird thing for that guy to say?

I don't know, it's the same as,

"If you need anything, just yell. "

Scream is different.

You're over-thinking again.

Sexy.

What is that?

I don't know.

Sh*t!

There's nobody out there.

- Sh*t!

- Caleb, wait!

F***! Caleb!

Caleb, open the door, man. Sh*t!

What the hell are you doing?

Counting the broken bones in my hand.

What's the matter with you?

I gave you the whole big warning knock

and everything. Sh*t!

- We didn't know who it was.

- Well, who else would it be, man?

Man, I think you gave me

a concussion too. Don't touch.

How did you get in there?

There was an open window

in the back.

So you just decided to crawl in?

It's not like there was anybody else

in there. Saves me the price.

- You're just gonna sleep in there?

- Better than sleeping in here.

I can't get a good night's rest

listening to you two cuddle all night.

I'm gonna take a shower

before he gets us all kicked out.

You do that.

See? What'd I tell you?

She always getting pissed

about something.

I wonder why.

But that's how your life's

gonna be from now on.

God bless you.

Spending 10 hours a day selling rakes

in her old man's hardware store.

And don't forget, dinner with

the in-laws, huh? That'll be fun.

She'll get pissed because you don't

really like Mom's jerky and pinto beans.

Not exactly the dream life

we always talked about, dude.

But, you know, maybe you'll like

turning into Daniel Boone.

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