Vacancy 2: The First Cut Page #2

All outhouses and corn bread

and damn AM radio.

- You're an idiot, you know that?

- That's irrelevant.

I bet you that at some time

during your youth out here...

...your old man taught you

how to hunt.

Didn't he? Come on, tell the truth.

I know you know how to hunt.

Right? Come on, didn't he?

Hunting does not

make somebody a hillbilly.

I knew it.

I told you, what'd I tell you?

Why are you even here?

To help my boy Caleb

with all this sh*t back here, remember?

Because you're not supposed to do any

heavy lifting in your present condition.

Reason number 27 why Daddy's

not gonna think you're perfect, dude.

He's just messing with you.

Tell her you're just f***ing around.

- I am just f***ing around, man.

- Thanks.

So, what's our ETA into Hooterville?

A few more hours, Tanner.

Well, I'm not the smartest guy, but it

might not be the best first impression...

...waking up the family

at 3 in the morning.

- What do you think, Jess?

- Whatever you want, babe.

It'd give me a chance to shower.

Even out these sideburns.

You know what?

You're right.

It's going to be perfect.

Meadow View, great.

Add it to the list of other

high-class motels we passed.

Prairie View, River View,

Mountain View.

Somebody should come up

with Titty View.

Now, that is a joint

I wouldn't mind staying in.

That sounds nice. Titty View.

You have to make it so easy

for her to see you're an idiot?

- What?

- Stop trying to press her buttons.

It's hard not to, dude. There's just

so many damn buttons to push.

Hey. Tanner's just pissed

because I'm leaving.

All right? Don't worry about it.

We've been hanging out

since the first grade.

I'm like the only friend he's got.

That's a shocker.

Why don't you remind him

that you guys aren't 8 anymore?

Meadow View.

Hello?

Hello?

Sorry for the wait.

A little too much iced tea tonight.

No problem.

We're just looking to grab a room.

Oh, we have some of those.

It's for the two of you?

The couples' rate is 49 a night.

Includes air and cable.

- Well, we actually need...

- No, that's it. Sounds good.

Where are you folks moving from?

The trailer.

Oh, yeah. Chicago.

We're on our way to Beulah.

That's where my family's from.

Oh, you're not far now.

It's beautiful, very peaceful.

Feels like you're in

the middle of nowhere.

- Great.

- So you're in room 6.

Just down near the end.

- Thanks.

- Thanks.

I hope you enjoy your stay.

And if you need anything,

don't hesitate to scream.

So we get to have a room

with Tanner again.

We'll stick him on the floor.

It's only for a couple hours.

Where'd he go now?

We didn't pass any bars

coming in, did we?

No, not that I saw. But he has, like,

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