Up The Down Staircase Page #3
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thought it up.
You can just take any seat.
Do you have a pencil?
Get out of here. l want to sit down.
You hear me? l ain't playing with you.
Come on, man. Get out of here.
l'm Beatrice Schacter.
We're in the same department.
How do you do?
-Hello there, how are you?
-l'm fine, thank you.
l'm Henrietta Pastorfield. Thanks.
How did you make out
with the program list?
l got through it.
l got through 16 of the 20.
And l've been here 16 years.
Four years more
and l expect to have a perfect record.
lf l last.
l've only got 12 this year.
Eight for me.
As usual, the white kids don't trust me.
Negro kids think
l've sold out to the whites.
l've managed 18.
Eleven.
Two and a half.
on first impressions,
and from that
l would make a good case for diction,
correct usage and self expression
and from that it would just be one step
to the limitless realm of creativity.
And then to communication
between student and teacher.
And finally, mutual respect and even love.
l like the part about limitless realm.
Kid them along, make it a game.
l have a new one this year.
Hospital spelling.
Misspelled words are the patients
and the kids are the doctors
and the nurses.
Why aren't you eating your lunch?
Well, l just can't seem to face
mashed potatoes at 10:17 in the morning.
ln future, try Jell-O.
lt gives you energy,
but it doesn't require an appetite.
Ever tried Punctuation Sex, Henrietta?
Hyphens are kisses,
commas are ''maybe's''
and a period is a definite ''no.''
And then, of course,
there's the limitless realm
of semicolons and apostrophes.
l shudder to think
what an exclamation point might mean.
l don't care. lt keeps them off the streets,
and you give them a bit of fun
and you've earned your keep.
Have you met Paul Barringer?
The glamour boy
of the English Department.
Unpublished writer.
Dangerous. You're on your own.
Your education
has been planned and geared
to arm you and prepare you
to function as mature
and thinking citizens,
capable of shouldering
the burdens and responsibilities
which a thriving democracy imposes.
lt is through you
and others like you...
We have no doubt
that our aims and efforts in this direction
will bear fruit
and achieve the goals and objectives
set forth,
for in the miniature democracy
of our school,
you are proving yourselves
worthy and deserving of our trust
and expectations.
Any announcements, Mr. McHabe?
A blue Pontiac parked
in front of the school has been overturned.
Anybody having knowledge
of the perpetrators,
please report to me
directly after assembly.
Hey!
Silence while exiting!
Silence while exiting!
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