Up in Smoke Page #2

what Great Dane tastes like, man.

Wow, man.

That's some heavy sh*t, man.

Yeah.

Hey, man, am I driving okay?

I think we're parked, man.

Oh, sh*t.

God damn, what was in that sh*t, man?

I never had no dope like that

before in my life, man.

That's the heaviest sh*t

I ever smoked, man.

I mean, I smoked a lot

of sh*t before, man,

but, God damn, man, that's heavy sh*t.

You okay?

I can't breathe.

What's the matter?

I can't breathe, man.

Well, just... Well, here. Hey, man.

Hey, hey, I got something

that will mellow you out, man.

You're just freaking out. Here.

- Here.

- I never smoked no sh*t like that before.

- Take these, man. Take these.

- What?

- This will mellow you out, man.

- What is this?

- What is this, man?

- Just take them, man.

Hey, don't take those, man.

What?

I almost gave you the wrong sh*t, man.

Hey, man, I already took them, man.

Hey, what do you mean?

Wow, man.

Hey, what was that sh*t, man?

You just ate the most acid

I've ever seen anybody eat in my life.

Hey, man, I never had no acid before, man.

Jeez, I hope you're not busy

for about a month.

Sh*t, I'm going to die, man.

That stuff's going to make me die, man.

- Oh, man. No, that's good acid, man.

- Hey, man, I never had it before, man.

- It won't hurt you, man.

- It's going to make me freak out, man.

I seen those guys

that walk around my neighborhood

- that had too many acid, man.

- Oh, dude...

Their heads look like a pumpkin,

like that, man.

No, you're okay. Mellow out. Relax, man.

Hey, mellow out, man!

Nowjust go, "Om. "

- What?

- Do it, man.

- Om.

- Om.

- Om.

- Oh, sh*t.

Mellow.

Yeah.

- You better now, man?

- Yeah.

- You mellow?

- Yeah.

Feel all right, huh?

Yeah.

- What are you doing, man?

- Sometimes that helps, man.

Hey, listen, can we get off

this street, man?

Listen, we're parked in a bad spot.

- That's heavy, man.

- The cops just went by, man.

Hey, they're right...

Hey, man, we're being pulled over, man.

- Hey, that's heavy, man.

- Hey, it's the cops.

They're coming, man.

This is cool, man.

I never had it before, man.

I didn't think

it was going to be like this, man.

What's the problem, son?

Roll down your window.

Keep on knocking. But you can't come in.

Don't, man. It's the cops, man.

Wait, I gotta roll down the window, man.

Here you go. Weigh the anchor.

How much does it weigh?

I don't know. I forgot. You forgot?

I saw that on a movie once.

- Can I see your license, sir?

- What?

Your license. Where's your license?

License. It's on the bumper, man.

Back there, man.

No. I mean your driver's license.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I got my driver's license, man.

I just thought of

something real funny, man.

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