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Yeah, come on, Badge.

What about girls?

Yeah, that'd be lame, you'd just be in like a shirt and stuff.

Do you think the boys are a little reluctant here?

- Yeah.

- Maybe just a little bit scared?

Yeah, yeah.

Fine, I'll dress up in drag, it's fine.

- 3, 2, 1, go. Ten.

- Queen.

- Queen.

They're all quite high.

Jack, eight...

No, I am not, I am not dressing up.

Go and get yourself dressed.

No way, no way, I'm not going in drag...

Shhh!

I'm not going in drag!

Shhh!

Come on!

Shhh!

VOICES COMING CLOSER

Here he comes!

Oh, my God!

HE LAUGHS:

Archie!

You look absolutely amazing!

This is ridiculous.

- I've got a hard-on!

- Shut up, shut up.

I need a cigarette.

Have one, here you go.

- Ciao, buongiorno.

- Ciao.

Hi, Archie.

Morning.

How are you?

Not too bad, thank you.

Good.

Ciao.

Hello, hi, Badge.

Morning.

Fragile this morning, aren't we?

Hi, Jack.

Morning, everybody.

I had a really weird, weird dream.

Maybe something to do with the antics.

Oh, the antics were good as well, but...

- He makes all these dreams up, you know, don't you?

- No, no, no...

- They're bollocks.

- My dream was not a cross-dressing dream...

He's always done this, comes down, "I dreamt this, I dreamt that."

OK, this time it's real.

I became world champion at tiddlywinks,

and in the European Championships I also won the next year.

I played this Japanese guy in the final,

and it was like a David-and-Goliath struggle...

Buongiorno, Elisabetta.

Every time I did a move, everyone was like, "Wow, he's amazing."

Bollocks, I don't believe this was in your dream.

It was in this huge arena with hundreds of thousands of people watching.

Um, anyone know...

Yeah, he's a friend of mine, he's coming up.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's...yeah.

You haven't met Anna, have you, Elisabetta?

Hello, hi.

An old schoolfriend of Verena's.

Elisabetta's a counsellor, and our neighbour.

Verena's still sleeping off the effects of last night.

Did we disturb you?

Not at all.

Bye.

See you later.

MUSIC:
"Set You Free" by N-Trance

Yeaaaaah!

Badge, come on, we're going.

ENGINE REVVING WILDLY

- No, no, no, listen to me...

- No, no, no, I'll find my own way.

- Listen to me, no, listen to me...

- We'll follow you or...

- It's about six miles...

- It's going to be fine, thanks, Dad.

Anna, come with us.

No, no, I think you should come with us, it doesn't make sense...

If you get lost, on your own head be it.

Come with us, it will be much cooler in our car.

- There's no air-con in there.

- Sorry, Arch.

See you there.

Yes, come with us.

Come on, jump in.

Very good hat, Anna. Like it.

THEY TALK INAUDIBLY

It's like the bottom of the river. It's like the bottom of the river.

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