Unidentified Flying Oddball Page #2

Synopsis: A NASA spacecraft proves Einstein right when, traveling faster than light, it ends up near King Arthur's Camelot. On board are big-hearted Tom Trimble and Hermes, the look-alike robot he built. Tom immediately makes friends with pretty Alisande and enemies with the awful knight Sir Mordred. It seems Mordred is out to oust Arthur, while Alisande's father is not the goose she believes him to be but is also a victim of Mordred's schemes. It's as well the Americans have arrived.
Director(s): Russ Mayberry
Production: Walt Disney Productions
 
IMDB:
5.1
G
Year:
1979
93 min
86 Views


Bennington Green, Cornwall, England

the year of our Lord 508... monster.

508! It really works!

You really can turn back the clock!

Here.

Albert Einstein, you really knew your stuff!

What is it you're after?

I have to figure a way to get back into orbit,

rewind the clock and get back to the Cape.

Mm. Well, we must be going now.

Where?

- Camelot. It's four leagues... monster.

Why do you keep calling me monster?

- You have no face and no ears.

If I can get this off,

I'll show you what I look like inside.

Oh, I'm not that curious to look inside you.

Please, can we go now?

Wait! Who's in charge here?

I suppose I am. Mum died of the plague

three years past.

And this is Father. Come on.

What's that she's consorting with?

- 'Tis too big for a troll.

Yet it's plainly not aggressive.

Are you certain you want to go to the castle?

They aren't always friendly to mons...

Strangers.

- I gotta get outta here.

Maybe in Camelot I can find a person

who doesn't think I'm from outer space.

And where do you come from?

- Hey, easy with the stick!

I friend!

- Aiding fugitives is punishable by death.

I wasn't aiding anybody...

- You are my prisoner! Do you contest that?

No. Discretion is the better part of valour.

Very good. I must tell that to the King.

Lead on, prisoner, to Camelot!

Go on with your story.

- Well...

.. Sir Mordred wanted Father's land,

but Father refused to give it up.

He believes that every freeman should own

the land he works, isn't that right, Father?

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

What is that? They keep doing that.

They think you're a goblin.

Goblins come out in the evening.

Do you still think I'm a goblin?

- Heaven forbid.

I never thought it for an instant.

Goblins don't fly.

When did your father become a goose?

A gander!

- I don't believe it!

Oh, it's quite true.

- No, I mean the castle. That's Camelot?

It is.

- King Arthur's Camelot?

Come on.

When I returned from Haymarket,

the gander was in Father's chair

eating crumbs off the table.

So you figured it was your old man

transformed by some evil spell.

What else could it be? Father was nowhere

to be seen and the door was locked.

If only I could see Merlin.

I know he could make Father himself again.

Merlin? The magician?

- Yes.

How would the likes of you know Merlin?

- Oh, just by reputation.

(PEOPLE GASP)

Now, most gracious King Arthur,

I shall transform this pink-eyed white rat

into vintage red wine.

If I were to turn you to stone, Sir Gawain,

possibly I might continue uninterrupted.

Rattray... vanishay!

Et coldon hideway!

Howmay!

By my soul! That's wine! Wine!

And that concludes my dazzling display of

black magic for this evening. Your servant.

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