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to hear that.

- Let's... Do you want to talk about this?

- Nope.

But hey, if Tanick hurts

you, let me know,

I'll find his character

online and kick its ass.

Thank you... Voss.

The most important lesson in life

Is that you are what

you pretend to be.

Did you pull that out

of a fortune cookie?

It's the secret to

surviving this world.

You want to be a knight,

pretend you're a knight

And live by their code

and think like one.

And in the end, you ARE a knight.

Well, I'm just tired

of wasting my life,

Not being productive.

You're not gonna be out

there just, like, doing...

Oh, hey.

Where's Voss?

He's not...

I will break your liver.

You didn't show up

at the taco shop.

Aaah! Clancy!

You said that your unemployment

would help me pay the rent...

Ow!!!! And then you told

me that you'd have a job,

What was that, five,

six months ago?

Ow! Ow!

I'm sensing a pattern here.

I don't like it.

Ow! I have my meeting with

Warlocks at the Beach, all right?!

I'm not going smelling

like a fish taco!

Now, this is a new choke hold I learned

tonight from Jackson the mighty.

It's a ballet of

violence, brother...

A ballet of violence.

Unh! Pliee....

Sashay...

I have my interview tomorrow!

You tellin' me the truth? Yeah?

'Cause if you're lying, then

you're out of here, bro.

Why don't you choke Clancy anymore?

Because Clancy participates,

helps me pay the rent.

And look at him...

Can't handle my rhythm.

Right, Clance?

Yeah.

Yeah... yeah.

Pansy.

I held out for twice that long.

Tapping is for suckers.

What'd you guys eat?

Bok Choy.

Bok Choy?

Hey. Hey, bro.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey, there he is.

Hey...

do you feel all tingly?

Uh-Huh.

I love that.

Yah! Yah!

Yah!

Thanks.

I have to tell you

something serious.

I haven't been honest...

About my feelings.

I'm in love with someone else.

Very real.

Okay. Um, I'm sorry

That I led you on

At the Tavern of the Green Dragon.

It's not you. It's me.

We can still...

fight together,

Just... not as often.

Tanick. Tanick.

Tanick?

Ohh!

Yah!

Tanick?

Tanick?

I'm an awful person.

Hi.

What's wrong?

I want to create a love

interest for Rashanna

To experience for

the duration of this campaign,

And I really like the idea of her

falling in love with your character.

And I've already created

a backstory

How she lost her husband to

a freak white dragon accident

And is now in tremendous

mental turmoil

Because of her sudden rebound,

So she's very vulnerable

And she needs somebody

to protect her.

But Magmald went celibate.

We can work around that.

Handwritten resum.

Never seen one in calligraphy.

Thanks.

You realize this job requires you to

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