Unforgettable: The Sweeney Page #2

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he's a bad influence.

Are you listening, Neil?

Your stepdad's a bad seed.

You can talk, can't you, mate?

Very romantic, toilets.

God, is that the time?

- We gotta go.

- When was you gonna tell me?

We've gotta flop on that jug

that Harry was talking about.

- How long you been banging her for, Jack?

- And Haskins has called for a briefing.

You do know she's married, don't you?

I've known you half my life

and you didn't think to tell me?

What you don't know won't kill you.

- Do you know her husband?

- Yeah, we knock about together, don't we?

- I mean, do you know who he is?

- Armchair Old Bill.

And he knows about you and her?

What? Me banging her?

Yeah. Thinks it's a great idea.

Nice bloke, then?

- Couldn't roll downhill.

- He what?

He's a f***ing square!

Right. You've got 30 seconds

to tell me how you'd rob this bank.

I wouldn't worry about the CCTV

'cause they don't feed out externally.

Getting your hands on a tape

shouldn't be a problem.

It's a private bank, innit?

Private security.

And this lot ain't got a license

to carry firearms,

so, what? Pistols and cable ties

would keep them quiet.

Driver out the front,

two to three through the door,

neutralise the desk

clerk, dominate the room

and disorientate the security.

You'll need one geezer to hold the floor,

while the other two take the lift

up to the strong room.

But only after collecting all mobiles

and depositing them over there.

Got London Underground

situated conveniently close by.

Again, if it all goes tits up out the front,

I'd definitely use that as a possible route.

As for the loot,

I'd settle on any high-denomination bills.

Nice to see you learnt something

in your childhood, George.

Yeah, well, you gotta act like a criminal

to catch one, don't you?

Officers, Mr Bledisloe is here to see you.

- I'd much rather talk to you.

- Unlikely.

What about me?

Regan. Flying Squad.

Just a routine check.

What do you actually do here?

I'm the manager.

No, I mean, what does the bank do?

We're a private clearing bank.

We hold large amounts of foreign currency

for mostly Middle Eastern clients.

We work with Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Dubai...

How large?

On the right day and the right week,

up to 10 million in cash.

And you ain't got proper security?

- Yes, we do.

- No, you ain't.

They'd sh*t theirself

with a 9-mil in the back of the canister.

We're not a High Street bank.

If you was, there'd be a

blag here every week.

And who's intending to "blag" us?

As I said, this is just a routine check.

We tend not to invite police in the bank

too often, it can unnerve the staff.

No one invited us.

Very well, if there's nothing else...

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