Underdog Kids Page #3

- Wyatt!

Hey, Alex, what would Mom say

if she ever saw a building

with the YMCA sign on it?

- What?

- They spelled Macy's wrong!

You and your dumb blonde jokes.

Alex, do you ever miss

Mom and Dad?

- Yeah.

- Me, too.

Time to brush your teeth.

I hate brushing my teeth.

"Ugh...

I hate brushing my teeth!"

If you don't brush your teeth,

they're gonna start

falling out of your mouth.

Is that why you put

that green stuff on your face

so your face

won't fall off, huh?

Oh, you think you're so funny.

Oh, you want some, too?

Here comes the green monster!

Oranges, sir?

Would you like oranges?

I love that color.

That looks super cute.

Don't feed him too much, Martha.

He's a growing boy

for heaven's sake.

That's the problem.

He's growing sideways.

That was mean

and uncalled for, Ron.

That's okay, Mom.

I'm really not that hungry.

So did you go

to karate class today?

Yes, sir.

Mm, did you sweat?

- Yes, sir.

- Good.

Because if you don't sweat, you're

never gonna lose any weight.

And when you're fat, people

will treat you differently.

Chubby!

Don't listen to your dad.

He doesn't know

what he's talking about.

There you go

always protecting him.

You know, you're the reason

he's so fat, Martha.

You baby him too much.

- Ron!

- What?

Here.

- I'm sorry, Mom.

- Oh, don't be sorry.

- Be strong.

- Here we go, one...

- Come on, Raymond.

- ...two...

three...

four...

Raymond!

Ugh!

- You're disgusting.

- Raymond, you're disgusting.

It wasn't me, I swear.

Sure.

All right, so what? I farted.

As if you never fart.

Girls don't fart.

- My auntie farts.

- No, she doesn't.

Yes, she does. You

guys, everybody get up!

Make one single line.

Raymond, don't you ever

do that again.

Everybody get your hands up.

Four. One...

You're late.

If you're gonna be in my class,

you can't be late.

I don't wanna be

in your stinking class.

So just get out of my face.

What did you say?

You heard me.

What happened?

I don't wanna talk about it.

Don't tell me you ran into a

door.

- That ain't funny.

- I'm not laughing.

Now, what happened?

There's this big guy.

He wanted me

to sell something for him and...

when I said no, he beat me up.

Where is this guy?

- It's them.

- Hey!

What, are you back for more?

Did you do this to him?

No...

I did it.

You?

So the little baby

brought his nanny.

I thought you told me

that a big guy beat you up.

I did.

His name is Big Guy.

- I'm out of here.

- Bye, you little chicken butt.

You think you're funny, huh?

Yeah.

Hey, look at that!

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come back here,

you chicken butt!

Fight me like a real man instead

of pulling my pants down.

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