Underclassman Page #2

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No, No,

I mean, yes to,,, | No to being assigned to this case, No,

- He does fit the profile, | - See?

- Come on, this could be my shot, | - No me jodas.

Who a hoda? What you mean?

- It means I hope I don't regret this, | - May your enthusiasm reflect your work,

I'll notify your captain | as soon as we enroll you at the school,

- School? | - Yeah,

- School, | - Wait, wait, No me jodas.

(Delgado) Forensics didn't find any toxins | in the body or tire marks at the scene,

They determined that the bruise above | his left eye occurred prior to his death,

- Suspects? | - (Delgado) They found this at the scene,

The only name they could make out | was Robert Donovan, your boy here,

Four-sport letterman, class president | and your new best friend,

Your job is to get in with this kid, | see if there's any connection,

You come up with any leads, any leads, | you report them to Brooks and Gallecki,

They're your backup, OK? | Check in with them every day,

Twice a day,

Look, just stay out of trouble on this one,

Better get to bed early, | It's a school night,

I can't pass for a student, | Look, I got whiskers,

If you look, it's two and then a shadow,,,

(with mouth full) | I got more hair on my ass,

You should put some of that | on your head,

That's your boy,

I know high school doesn't bring back | good memories for you,

but this is your chance | to do things different,

Maybe you can finish your last semester, | get your diploma,

- I got my GED, | - Yeah, you took the easy way out,

- Brooks, look, I'm a cop, not a student, | - Well, now you're both,

(/ "Ride Ride" by John Legend)

I'll handle this,

Hey, man,

You can't park here, | That spot's reserved,

- Who you suposed to be? The valet? | - Dude, you think I'm kidding?

Look, dude, I'm pretty sure you're | a really talented parking monitor,

but this is the student parking lot, | I'm a student so I'm parking here,

If anybody got a problem with it, you tell | 'em to take it up with the new black guy,

Who parked in my spot?

New black guy,

Nice car,

Mr, Stokes, we've been waiting,

Here are your textbooks, syllabi, | locker combination, maps,

- and Westbury's rules of conduct, | - (bell rings)

You have six minutes to get to class, which | is located all the way across campus,

Tardiness will not be tolerated,

Oh, and Mr, Stokes, the school uniform | is worn at all times, Welcome to Westbury,

(/ "Can I Kick It?" | by A Tribe Called Quest)

Damn,

Today's lesson is on | deciduous bushes and shrubs,

We will begin with the Aronia bush,

Has anyone here | seen an Aronia bush?

Ain't that the president's ugly cousin?

- / Can I kick it? | - / Yes, you can

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