Uncle Nick Page #2
- Year:
- 2015
- 93 min
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Hi!
Um, I didn't hear
the doorbell ring
and you're early.
Um, dinner is at 6.
It's 3.
- We're family now.
- Oh.
Uhh... ugh...
okay...
I can take your coat.
- Nah, I'm good.
Hey, doc, I got a question.
Um, I have this little pain
and then the skin feels tight
and weird and then there's,
like, an indentation.
- Um, that's a stretch mark.
You're gaining weight.
- Awesome.
Saved me a co-pay.
- There is a difference
between pharmaceutical sales
and being a doctor.
- Can you sell me some Vicodin?
- No.
For a buddy.
- Okay, I'm going
to let you get to it.
- I have to check on
the cookies.
Joy to the world
The Lord is come
- Uncle Nick!
- Hey, girl.
What's crack-a-lackin'...?
- Ugh, I'm just making
this popcorn garland.
So, uh, what's in the bags?
- It's just some gifts
for White Elephant...
and some drinks for the adults.
- I'm an adult.
- No, don't even think about it.
- But Mom, it's Christmas.
- Yeah.
Come on, Mom.
- I'm sorry, I said no.
- How about wine with dinner?
- Yeah.
Dad lets me have a glass.
- Well, then why don't you
go to his house?
If you want to spend
Christmas Eve with your father
instead of your family,
be my guest.
- Dad is my family.
- You know what I mean.
- Whoa, whoa, ladies,
let's save the fighting for
when we're all drunk, huh?
- Nick, please.
- Before the
game had even started,
firecrackers and smoke bombs
were set off in the stands.
drift over the game's attendees.
and making their
own entertainment.
The first person
to run on the field
was a large woman
with an ample bosom.
She tried to put moves
He rejected her affections.
That was only the first display
of nudity from the crowd.
This streaker found
an interesting way
to get some painful abrasions.
- Great house, man.
f***ed a Restoration Hardware
in here.
In a good way.
I hope we have enough.
To Dad.
- To Dad.
- What's the matter,
you can't put 'em back anymore?
- Oh, the funny old man.
- Well, baby brother,
where do you keep that
fruity sh*t you drink?
- Got a little wine cellar
in the basement,
if that's what you mean.
- Dude, what the f***
is a tannin anyway?
- It's complicated.
- Well, maybe you could
explain it to me
like I'm some dried-up
Lakewood hag.
- I don't work at the
wine bar anymore.
- Oh, that's right,
you're a stay-at-home mom now.
Is that like when you used
to stay home from school
and sit around all day
watching The Price ls Right,
f***ing the couch?
"Uh, uh...
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