Un crime hors de prix

Synopsis: Robert is married but his wife is having an affair with his friend Henri. Both men are philatelists and Robert is imaging the perfect crime to revenge.
Genre: Comedy, Short
10 min

I'll just say I work here.

So what would you like?

I don't know.

Something that gives a feeling of joy.

For your birthday I suggest

something with champagne.

And that gets you drunk fast.

Gets you drunk fast...


A cocktail with champagne.



I love to watch someone work.

I'm always impressed by

people who can do something.

I can't do anything.

Actually I can.

I can make conversation.

And you?


I'll have another one.

Which floor are you staying at?


Yes, you.

The fifth...

The fifth floor.

The imperial suite.

I only know the royal one.

- Will you give me a tour?

- Sure.

The dressing room.

Here we have the living room.

The living room.

The first bathroom.

Here we have the study, with

a wireless internet connection.

And a fax.

The bedroom.

This way, please.

You must be very rich.

Why do you say that?

Must I do everything for you?


Happy... birthday... to... you...

Happy... birthday... to... you...

Did they leave the royal suite?

They left this morning.

They stole a bathrobe.


The coffee, ladies and gentlemen.

Who'll be having the decaf?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Is everything alright?

Jean, but...

What are you doing?

Jean, are you alright?

Thank you very much, sir.

I'm not hungry.

What will you have?

What you picked.

Good idea.

With pleasure.

- Irene?

- Yes?

Happy birthday.

Thank you, Jacques.

Are you alone?

For the moment.

And your...


You're talking about my great-uncle?

He's growing old.

Will you have a cocktail?

Just one?

What the...

Older people get up early.

You should know that by now.

I couldn't sleep at all.

I went to the beach

to get some fresh air.

I also couldn't sleep.

And I saw you at the bar

with that guy.

You were tenderly getting

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