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Get him, Rahul!

Stop, sister f***er!

Rahul, stop him...!

You block him from the other side...!

Hey... stop!!

Rahul...!

Don't let him get away!

Get him!

Your name?

- Rahul Kapoor.

Why is your last name written as

'Varshney' here?

That's my real name...

but I prefer to use 'Kapoor'!

Why?

He's an actor, sir...

You don't interrupt inbetween...!

Actors do this often, sir.

- What?

A birth name and a screen name.

- Why?

So what's Amitabh Bachchan's

'home-name'?

He doesn't have two names.

Why? He's a super star...

Sir Bachchan...!

But many have two names.

- It's true, sir...

Like Akshay Kumar's real name is Rajiv

Bhatia. Rajesh Khanna was Jatin...

Yeah, that's true. Akshay

Kumar's real name is Rajiv Bhatia.

Even Dilip Kumar's real name

was Yusuf, right?

Yusuf Khan!

Ah... brother Yusuf!

Jeetendra also had one...

- Correct.

Just look at him drool...

...this bastard's such a movie buff!

So, 'Kapoor'...

which film have you acted in?

I haven't!

You haven't?

Sir, he's waiting for a right role...

And what do you do?

I'm a producer and

a casting director, sir.

What is basting'?

See, when a film is launched,

I select the actors for it.

So you decide whether to take

Shahrukh Khan or Salman Khan...?

No, sir...!

See, all the big stars...

The Shahrukhs and Salmans...!

Yeah, the stars who play main leads.

Actually, they are pre-decided.

But the heroine's mother, her father...

- The 'character roles', sir...

Or the villain's henchmen...

The bad guys who get beaten up...!

So basically,

you select the spare parts!!

So why haven't you cast

your friend yet?

Sir, he only wants to play the hero...

he wants to become a star.

But he is a hero already, right?

Yeah, he is very good!

Oh, he's a 'big hero'! He

leaves a little kid alone in the car.

She is 10 years old.

Why were you driving around with her?

Because she meets me

every Saturday!

Why? Does her mom work on saturdays?

Her mom and I are divorced.

See now, that's the real problem!

It's not simple!

Divorce..

they can't keep a marriage and...!

...we end up cleaning their mess!

Ok, continue...!

That's why she was with me.

Did you inform the mother that

you were leaving her kid alone?

Did you?

Look, he asked me to come over

to rehearse a long scene...

Okay-

So, I parked the car and

asked Kali to stay inside.

I went up to his place, he wasn't there.

- You noting this down?

Yes, sir!

His parents were home,

so I waited there.

Then he arrived...

and asked about Kali.

I said 'she's in the car'.

He said 'she isn't'.

Sol ran down to look for her.

He also followed me.

She was really gone.

So I started looking everywhere.

Suddenly he called out to me...

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