Udta Punjab

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1

Take out the packet.

Come on, Shamsher. Go for it!

Hurry UP-

Look! Look! Look! Look...

Look up you wasted folk,

Right here into my face.

Hold your arms tight,

I m shooting up this place!

Life's a thrill ride,

I m gonna hit top speed

Freedom and liberty,

It's all in the weed.

Don't shy away from high,

Screw those asking why!

If they don't /et you try,

Just shoot them in the eye!

l ll sing in my jammies,

l'll sing in the nude,

Got a prob/em 7

Get off my hood!

I am what I am,

The coo/est dude!

Don I mess with me,

I m an eagle on the prowl.

I m the daddy of swag,

Tsunami unleashed!

Fans across the world,

No time to pause.

All groove to my song,

Thugs or cops alike.

Don't bullshit me,

I can read the future.

You fol/ow your god,

I need no nurture.

Oh darling white one,

Oh darling white one,

You're our beloved happiness!

Oh sweet sugar, oh sweet sugar,

One sniff is eternal bliss.

Punjab is flying high!

Oh brother Romeo

This is your true Juliet!

Draw up that line,

Snort the heaven inside.

Punjab is flying high!

They shall soar,

The ones who sniff it all.

You shall win,

And will meet your

Lucy in the sky.

Punjab is flying high!

She is white but

She speaks Punjabi.

She rules the mighty state of Punjab!

She's a ball of fire,

Roll up in her charm.

Shoot up your nerves,

Her /ove's crawling in

Her love is crawling in!

Her love is crawling in!

In the country, markets,

She's everywhere

She's a friend to

Traders of the dark world

In weddings, funerals,

She's everywhere

In parties, dark alleys,

She quiet/y sneaks in

She cuts across boundaries,

across times

She's always there,

In your living, in dying

Trade your life with her euphoria.

It's her time now.

Boy, girl, woman, man,

You can't escape her

She'll strike a blow,

You scream with joy!

Like a kite,

Punjab is flying in the air!

A Punjab of myriad colors,

Has blown up in white.

WELCOME TO PUNJAB!

(THE LAND OF FIVE RIVERS)

Hello...

This is Bhandi speaking...

Told you not to get

Shamsher along.

The loser can't aim.

You think I have

nothing better to do?

I can't find it.

Just can't!

You are making a fool out of me.

I don't have time for all this.

Oh no, sister fr!!

Patrol officers are here!

I'll be busted, ahs!

Tommy Singh in the house!

Listen up!

Tommy's got a tongue

sharp like Ecstasy.

Tommy's lips taste

like Heroin s intimacy.

Tommy's c&k is white

as Coke's supremacy!

Tommy's c&k is white

as Coke's supremacy!

C&k-coke, coke-c&k,

C&k-coke, oh yeah, I am so high!

Shut it down!

Bro, this is fking killer stuff!

I am telling you, we are

going to kill it, the market is...

Coke-c&k, coke-c&e. ..

It's going to be an anthem, man.

I can see it.

I can so fking see it, man.

Yo, bro! Coke-c&k is the stuff.

Coke- c&k is the scene

This is the international stuff.

I tell you,

this is going to be the net swag!

UK, Canada...

Tommy, you are a bloody poet!

GABRUP:

Isn't it a super hit?

Can we hear the rest of the songs?

The thing is... it's work in progress.

Sunday... probably Monday...

Wednesday it'll be clone for sure!

Have been hearing that

since three months.

The release date has been

pushed twice already.

The hoardings have gone up twice.

You know what?

We didn't sign up for this.

Son, hear me out.

Could you talk to him...

I'm really sorry.

We'll just have to call

the deal off, yeah?

Bye!

- We can work something out.

I've been away for dozen years,

brought myself a little frock.

Tommy sets off a party,

as he yanks his white c&k!

Coke-c&k, coke-c&k. ..

Time to let your mind unblock,

Coke-c&k, coke-c&k. ..

Those who bug, give em a sock.

Coke-c&k, coke-c&k. ..

M Otherfs!

The deal is off!

Juggle your nuts now!

Ftttk!

Hello, Tommy. Are you there? Hello.

You fired me, aho

e!

No no, Tommy.

You are misunderstanding me.

Yes, you did.

No, Tommy.

Don't say that. You know...

it just wasn't working out... okay?

Wasn't working out?

Sister fr, who am l?

Your girlfriend?

Am I your fking girlfriend?

What do you want me to say, Tommy?

Say it to my face.

You fired me.

Say it.

Say it.

- Alright, man.

I fired you. Yeah, got it?

He says that he's fired me.

He fired me, fkr!

Nobody fires Tommy!

Alright.

Brother, brother...

- Nobody.

Give it to him, fkr!

Speedy, you sister fkr,

listen to me!

Tommy's got record labels queuing

till Jalandhar & Chandigarh.

Only Tommy fires Tommy.

Are you fking Tommy?

Listen up, fr!

- What the fk are you laughing at?

Fkr, you Whatsapp dad begging

for a concert with Tommy?

Suck on that!

-You sht!

Fking st!

- And what is your worth?

The best record labels in

the world want Tommy!

Not you!

You bloody ear-grease!

Who's the GABRUl?

- Who's your Daddy?!

Ask your hot wife who's the GABRUl?

Speedy, we'll split

your behind open...

and do a concert in there,

- You fkr!

Youl!

I fire you. I double fire you.

Speedy, you bought an S-class?

Move... move!

You fkr!

Nobody fires Tommy!

Be careful.

Only Tommy fires Tommy!

I'm the GABRU!

Speedy, I'll fk you over!

Ram into his bloody car!

Overtake him from the right

and make him stop!

Speedy, you motherfkr!

Ambush his damn car, fkr!

Be careful, bro.

Fk, are you crazy?

Do you find this funny?

Do you? The dea

's off

and you're laughing?

You are past your epiry date, babe.

It's over.

Really?

- Really.

And so are you, Tommy.

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