U.S.S.S.S... Page #3

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something old and decrepit would work out.

I don't know. I just need a gun.

I do have an electric bass guitar.

No.

I can give you my bracelets or

something, I don't know...

Or the jacket as a downpayment.

- Hey.

Where's your pride, man?

I'll find a gun for you.

Jesus Christ.

This was my grandpa's rifle.

It's a bit dusty.

Is it functional?

Yes, it's a family heirloom.

I wouldn't sell it to just anyone.

Erm, I...

I don't think so.

Please close the door.

Please excuse this mess.

I don't usually greet people at my home.

Sli told me you were bound by

confidentiality, right?

Yes, that's right.

So I can tell you anything but

you can't tell anybody?

Yes.

Shall we begin?

Good afternoon.

- Afternoon.

Two .38 caliber Smith & Wesson

Special.

Not more, nor less.

Is it your birthday today?

How much?

Oh my God. So? Did you kick

his ass?

No.

- No! What then?

I let him finish.

Wasn't it here, 34?

Park here.

Ok, wait a minute.

I'm not satisfied with this story.

You were dead drunk at

a costume party.

Held by the narcs.

- The narcs?

Yes, the narcs threw the party.

Whatever.

So this dude walks in.

- Ptur sgrms.

Ptur sgrms. Who's that?

A blonde, quite big.

He worked for us last summer.

You know him well.

Ok, so you wake up. This guy is

down on you. And you let him finish.

What?

- Police. May we have a word with you?

What do you want?

Can you open the door?

No.

- We're looking for Rebbert r.

There's no Rebbert at this address.

That's strange.

This is his legal residence.

Will you let us in.

Do you have a warrant?

No.

But...

No buts, I'm busy. Go away.

So we're wanking, are we?

May I help you?

- Yes.

You can start by emptying the

cash register.

Then we're going into your

office

and you'll empty the safe for me.

How do you like that?

I've kicked you out of this store

once before today, and that was definite.

I'm giving you ten seconds

to get out of here.

Or I'll kick your dirty ass.

Ok.

You're still here.

Sit down.

Look straight ahead.

Put your hands behind your back.

That's quite the story.

This probably explains most

missing cases in recent years.

But if I may be completely honest

with you, Koll.

You have to understand, that even

though I'm a psychiatrist

and bound by confidentiality,

I'm also bound by certain

moral codes.

And I'm also obliged to report

all crimes of that kind

to the authorities.

Check this out.

What's this?

- That's about five million krnur.

Did you steal it?

No, I pooped it out.

See this one.

She'll be hot in three or four years.

Three or four years?

She's totally hot now.

Relax, man.

This is 100% bulletproof.

Yeah, sure. And what are

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