Two of a Kind Page #4

Synopsis: God has had just about enough of the human's attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller, both with very amateur criminal minds, to save the world...
Director(s): John Herzfeld
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
  6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Metacritic:
5
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG
Year:
1983
88 min
297 Views


Ha! Marvelous. I shall soon

have a full house, won't I?.

And, of course, I shall reserve...

a very special place

fory,ou, my,pretty,.

- Get away from her.

- Charlie boy!

Charlie boy,.

Uh, look, Charlie boy. Let's have

another little wager on this--

on this flood business, shall we?.

- I'll bet you dogs.

- Dogs?.

Yes, dogs. I mean, ifthere is a

flood, then you pitch in dogs as well.

Look. I haven't got any animals

down there, but I've got a lot of...

very strange people that

love... to kick dogs.

Ah!

You make me sick!

Gonzales! I don't believe this. They

still haveyou living like a pig?.

And Charlie's a bum.

Earl! He still drives a bus?.

Earl. Fore!

I don't want nothin' you got.

Well, Ishall be needing a

lot ofextra help fairly,soon.

As you fellows will

all be out on the dole,

perhaps we can strike

a deal right now, hmm?.

You like loose ladies?

- Ignore him.

- Hmm?.

Charlie boy, you like the

ol' loose ladies?. Hmm?. Oh.

Well, ifyou changeyour mind, I've

just taken a suite at the Plaza.

What a bummer! On top of everything

else, nowwe got him toworry about.

What did you expect?. Him to

sit idly by on the sidelines?.

Boys, we've got a lot ofwork to do.

Let's get started.

- Ah!

- Rewind!

Freeze it.

- Unfreeze.

- There he is!

Come on! Get goin'!

Hey! Here's your money! Come on!

Hey,! Ya all right?

Hey,!

Hold it! Go! Drive!

What the hell?.

Damn it!

Forget the horn! The bus died.

Am I gonna have to

pick this up in 2 weeks?.

Not this time.

- Hey,, man, leave the girl alone.

- Hey, Laurie, I'm tired.

Aw, break my heart.

You think it's easy,

working withy,ou all day,?

Ify,ou could move y,our legs as fast as

y,ou move y,our mouth, we'd be in business.

- We're going two flights up.

- Give me a break.

"Bank robber flirts and escapes

with 15, 000 smackeroos!"

" Debbie Wylder, an

aspi ri ng actress...

who studies at the Warren Robertson Theatre

Workshop, said the man was maniacal."

B*tch.

Debbie... Wylder. You

wanna come up, please?.

Will you kinda settle

down a little, please?.

- Hi, Debbie.

- Hi.

- Howya feeling?.

- Terrific.

- Debbie, you had quite a

scare yesterday, didn'tyou?.

It was, um, terrifying.

Let the laughter go. That's

just a nervous reaction.

- Keep letting it go. Try to

feel the real feelings behind it.

- Letyour arms relax.

What I wantyou to do--

Go right back to that moment

when the guy came into the bank.

Really tell him what you were feeling.

Come on, Debbie. Tell him.

See him there,just like he was.

- Recreate the moment.

- Please don't hurt me.

I'll do anything you say.

- I can't do this.

- Deborah, keep going.

Come on. You're just trying

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John Herzfeld

John Herzfeld is an American film and television director, screenwriter, actor and producer. His feature film directing credits include Two of a Kind, 2 Days in the Valley, 15 Minutes and The Death and Life of Bobby Z. more…

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