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Synopsis: God has had just about enough of the human's attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller, both with very amateur criminal minds, to save the world...
Director(s): John Herzfeld
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
  6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Metacritic:
5
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG
Year:
1983
88 min
296 Views


all sounds the same to me.

- Don't you think he'd be gone by now?.

- What?. I payyou to think?.

You know, boss, I too have feelings.

"I too have feelings"?. What are

you doin'?. Goin' to college now?.

- Huh?. Huh?.

- Aaah! Aaah!

- How's that feel?.

- It hurts!

You're right. You got feelings.

What?

Get outta there! What's he doin'?.

- Get him off ofthere!

- Not finished.

There he is! There he is!

Come on! Get goin'!

Hey! Here's your money! Come on!

Hey,! Ya all right?

Hey,!

Hold it. Hold it. Go!

Go! Go around him!

- Follow him! Damn it!

- All right!

Move it! Come on!

- Keep drivin', man. You hear me?.

- I'm drivin'!

Get alongside ofhim!

- Pull over!

- No! Don't! Don't listen to him!

- Pull it over! Pull it over!

- I'm drivin'!

- I've got a gun too!

- Don'tshoot!

I'm driving! I got a family,! I

got three kids! I got a mortgage!

Goddamn it! Where are you going?.

- Cut him off!!

- What do y,ou mean?

- I mean do this!

- No!

Oh, I imagine it must

be tough being wrong...

but look on the bright side.

It's a new beginning. Water

for the deserts, no pollution.

I'll put Hawaii closer to the

mainland. Gonzales, make a note ofthat.

I can't bel ieve you're

real ly gonna do this.

Trust me.

Where will everyone go?.

Oh, we've got plenty of room.

You mean you'll bring

everybody up here?.

To do a great right, you

must do a little wrong.

- Macbeth?

- Hamlet.

Doesn't any,body, read any,more?

Merchant ofVenice, act four, scene one.

- Wait!

- Wait?

For what? Let's get going.

Wait a minute. Wait a

minute! I got an idea.

What ifthat kid down there

turned himselfaround...

and he sacrificed everything

for another human being?.

Charlie! A selfish kid like that

would never make a supreme sacrifice.

But if he did, that would be a miracle.

Okay,. Uh-huh. Oh, I see.

You're gonna show me a miracle that

proves man is worth saving. Uh-huh.

Okay,. I like it, actually,.

But on one condition. Her.

- Her?.

- Yeah.

- The bank tel ler?.

- He has to make a sacrifice for her?

And she for him.

- But that's impossible.

- Hey,. You brought up miracle. I didn't.

And one more thing. I

want it in two day,s.

Two days?. I t took you six

days to create the world.

Very good, Earl. That's very good.

Okay,, I'll give y,ou a week...

and don't ever say, I wasn't generous!

What about the devil?.

- I say, what about the devil?.

- Oh, don't bother me with details!

You've got until midnight,

one week from tonight.

Um, is that Pacific, Mountain

or Eastern Standard time?.

Hmm. Eastern Standard.

Freeze it! Rewind.

- Aaah!

- Freeze it!

Unfreeze.

Aaah!

Stop!

These two are going to have to

sacrifice everything for each other?

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John Herzfeld

John Herzfeld is an American film and television director, screenwriter, actor and producer. His feature film directing credits include Two of a Kind, 2 Days in the Valley, 15 Minutes and The Death and Life of Bobby Z. more…

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