Two of a Kind

Synopsis: God has had just about enough of the human's attitude so he will destroy the planet very soon. It is up to a struggling inventor and a bank teller, both with very amateur criminal minds, to save the world...
Director(s): John Herzfeld
Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation
  6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Metacritic:
5
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG
Year:
1983
88 min
98 Views


Couldy,ou give us a call and

straighten this out? Thanks.

You're welcome.

- You're home early,.

- I got fi red.

Again?

- Where's my bed?.

- It was repossessed.

Chotiner let them in this

morning when we weren't home.

- He wants y,our rent money,.

- Okay.

Al I right! I 'm com i ng.

Thanks.

Listen, you shouldn't keep

buyin' things you can't afford.

Very irresponsible. Can I have my rent?.

Look! Lookwhat I got!

Can you believe it?.

Chicken liver forever, Brando.

Hundred dollar bills!

Here's this month's and next month's

in advance. Good night, Mr. Chotiner.

Listen, where'd you get this money?.

I told you I'd get it. You should have

more faith in people, shouldn'tyou?.

Listen, I caught a cold

from your cat. Oh, yes.

Humans don't catch colds

from cats, Mr. Chotiner.

He came down...

the fire escape and in mywindow...

and sat on my chest and gave me a cold.

Now, look. I wouldn't mind

catching a cold from you...

but not from your precious cat.

- Get lost!

- I mean it.

I mean it! I mean it! Listen!

I'm home ifyou everwant me.

Here, honey,. Willy,ou

hold this? Not that!Stop it!

Hey, guys, where are you going?.

Look. I got steak, Dom Perignon...

and I have your favorite

cheese in there, Ron.

- Oh, were you gonna cook

dinner for us?. - Uh-huh.

Oh,y,ou're kidding. We have this

party, that Ron forgot to tell me about.

Party?

Hey, by the way, why'd

you get fired this time?.

This is terrific cheese. We'll

eat it at the party. Thanks a lot.

- Come on. Let's go.

- Are you gonna be all right?.

What arey,ou gonna do?

Yeah. I'll go to the gym,

work out or something.

Okay,. By,e. Oh! Hey,! Why,

didy,ou get fired this time?

They said I flirted with a bank robber.

What?.

Zack!

Stuart. You're early, man.

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John Herzfeld

John Herzfeld is an American film and television director, screenwriter, actor and producer. His feature film directing credits include Two of a Kind, 2 Days in the Valley, 15 Minutes and The Death and Life of Bobby Z. more…

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