Two Night Stand Page #4
back into the tube... you can't do it.
It is out there.
I have seen your penis.
You've implied I'm a slut.
Those are big things.
Did you just call my penis big?
No, no, I did not. I called the
implication of your penis big.
Well, it's still nice to hear.
You can't just... erase the
fact that two people had sex.
I think you underestimate us.
Hi, I'm Alec.
I'm Megan.
Megan, it's very nice to meet you.
What do you do for a living?
Oh, Jesus, that...
that's what we're doing? No.
Seriously, already?
We just started. Okay.
We are monitoring the
situation very closely.
We're experiencing massive shutdowns
all over the Tristate area.
That includes Dutchess County,
Harlan County,
Bronson County, Middlebrook County...
Monmouth County...
Wow, how the time flies.
Poughkeepsie... Montauk...
Bing... Bing... Binghamton,
New Paltz.
New Paltz.
What's the capital of New York?
All right, we'll try again,
but there are rules.
No upsetting questions.
- I didn't realize it was one.
- Well, now you do.
Okay, I am trying very hard
to think of a question
that could in no way be
construed as upsetting.
Do you like dogs?
Perfectly non-upsetting question,
good job... yes. I like dogs.
Me too.
I have to use the restroom.
That's allowed. That's allowed.
What?
Damaged?
You don't know me.
Do you... possibly have headphones?
Thank you.
- Megan?
- What happened?
What happened, you happened.
What is that?
God!
I'll take care of it.
No, no, no, no, you just... you step away,
you are not cleaning that up.
You will just hold it over my head,
go to your room.
I can handle this.
Gross.
Cold and gross.
- It just keeps coming.
- Hey, you gotta turn the knob!
No, I mean the punishments
from the universe.
It's a flood, it's practically biblical.
- Where the f*** is your plunger?
- It should be right next to the...
Sh*t, I let my buddy
borrow my plunger, dammit.
That's why you never let your
friends borrow plungers.
There's like a thousand reasons.
Look, just shut the door.
I'll deal with it later.
Hey, I just thought of an idea
that could fix everything.
Do you want to get high?
Yeah, me neither, that was just a test.
Didn't know if you were a cop.
Yep, I'm going to do it, I'm going to
get high. You don't care, do you?
Your apartment.
I'm warning you though,
you're about to think that I'm really cool.
My buddy made it. I don't know if you
can tell, but he smokes a lot of pot.
- I try to encourage his creativity.
- No, I think it fits you.
Sorry, I'd open a window,
but, you know...
It is a mystery why you
don't have a girlfriend.
Hey, I'm a catch.
I'll bet you 150 bucks
you're going to die alone.
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