Two Night Stand Page #3
- Okay, f*** you, Megan.
- F*** you, back.
Okay.
What?
Sh*t!
Imagine a sleeping little
angel-faced angel...
Okay, no, I'm the angel.
And this angel is being woken up
by a f***ing junkyard dog
in a hot-girl body!
Okay, and that's my morning.
Look, I can't... Mom.
I will call you back.
Hi there, it's Alec, right?
What is it, a little snow outside? Yeah?
Well, New Yorkers... I don't want
to say that you guys are pussies
but seriously, you should see what
a winter in Minnesota looks like.
I'll get you a cab.
Holy sh*t, that is a lot of snow!
Hey, folks, I hope you aren't planning
on going anywhere anytime soon
'cause let me tell you something,
it ain't going to happen, okay?
We are seeing record snowfalls!
This thing came in overnight and has
New York City in a total whiteout!
We're talking about tens of thousands
of stranded holiday travelers.
The entire city transit
system is shut down.
The streets have not even been plowed.
The mayor's office is urging
people to stay indoors
and to avoid all nonessential travel.
So get cozy, folks,
because it's going to be a long weekend.
Faiza, you have to do something,
I cannot stay here. This is the worst.
Sweetie, are you even watching the news?
There's nothing we can do.
See how nice this is?
But Cedric's an EMT, can he like...
helicopter me out of here or something?
Is that Cedric?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, just make the best of it
and we'll rescue you as soon
as we can, okay, I promise.
No, no, no, no, I would not be here
if you did not slut me out!
Sorry, I can't hear you.
What?
I think the snow is messing with the...
with the sat... satellite.
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
Faiza!
Grab that ass!
This storm is literally going to dump
all over the Tristate area.
Three to five feet of snow, maybe more.
In the poconos and the catskills,
we're talking up to 12 feet of snow.
It's the biggest blizzard
in the history of the world.
This is what I deserve, it's penance.
Wow, that is officially the worst review
my oatmeal has ever received.
It's what I get for slutting it up.
So you really think God made this
blizzard to punish you for being slutty?
No, I don't think God did it.
That's ridiculous.
I think my grandmother did,
and I just don't know how.
Right, that makes sense.
to spend the next 24 hours
in an uncomfortable silence with you,
so why don't we just pretend that
we never had sex? It didn't happen.
And then we can pretend
that it's just the weather
and not your passive-aggressive
magical grandmother.
No, that's like trying to get the toothpaste
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