Two Night Stand Page #2

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Awesome.

Ambitious.

That's some alarm you got there.

Yeah, I don't even remember

even setting it... for 11:04.

Weird.

Morning, Megan.

Good morning, Alex.

It's... Alec, actually.

Yeah.

- What'd I say?

- Alex.

Do your way, one more time.

Alec. It's got a "C" at the end of it.

- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah.

- It's okay.

- Gotcha, sorry.

Well...

I had a blast, so...

thank you for having me.

You're welcome. My only concern is

how we're going to sugarcoat this when

we tell our grandkids how we met.

- Right?

- Yeah.

We'll cross that bridge

when we come to it.

Hey, so do you want to grab breakfast

or do you normally just take off?

Normally?

You said, "normally." Just...

like I do this so much that I'd have a

normal and an abnormal version of it?

That's... yeah, that's not what I meant.

I have no idea how often you do this.

I told you last night that this

is my first time doing anything,

- you know, remotely like this.

- Yeah, but come on.

Come on. What?

Megan, do you expect me to believe

this was your first one-night stand ever?

Yes! Yeah, no, I mean, the only reason

that I am here is because my roommate,

- she peer-pressured the sh*t out of me.

- Yeah, she sexiled you, or whatever, right?

Exactly, and yet I am sensing

some distinctly judgey vibes

coming from your side of the bed, which is

odd considering the team work involved.

There's no judgey vibes coming

from this side of the bed.

Honestly, I really admire what you did.

I wish more girls were that forward.

Forward? There we go

with the slut thing again.

I'm not calling you a slut!

I'm calling you a girl

who went over to a stranger's

house at midnight.

If only there was a word

for someone who does that.

Wow, you know what, screw you.

- That was a joke, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- You invited me here, just remember that.

That's not quite how it happened

but it doesn't matter.

Look, can we please just eat breakfast?

I make oatmeal with a little smiley face

made out of jelly,

and it's not slutty at all.

You know what, save your oatmeal.

I think I'm going to take off.

But thanks for having me, it was awesome

to get to know you. Have a nice life, Alex.

Okay, cool, well, I'm just going to

assume that time was on purpose,

'cause I told you my name is Alec

with a "C" like a dozen times.

It wasn't on purpose, but don't worry.

You just have a stupid name.

Okay, cool, well, bye.

It was lovely having sex with you!

I wish I could say the same.

Sounded like you had a

pretty good time last night.

You know what?

Don't believe everything you hear.

Especially when it's something like,

"Hey, Alec, cool name."

What is that? It sounds like

the first draft of a name!

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