Two Moon Junction

The tradition of our sisterhood

at Phi Gamma Kappa

goes back to the days

when cotton was king.

And just as it has been

for generation after generation,

the friendships you have

so lovingly cultivated and nourished here

will remain amongst the most

treasured possessions of your lives.

Through times of happiness

and times of sadness,

good fortune and tribulation,

you will always remember

this time together.

You are at a crossroads,

a junction in your lives.

May the road you travel speed you

towards your dreams and goals

with no sudden curves or detours

to divert you from your path.

For those of you who are graduating,

this is your farewell ball.

Congratulations, girls!

And God bless you!

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

I have the pleasure of presenting

the queen of the Phi Gamma Kappa

spring ball, Miss April Delongpre.

And her fiance,

Mr Chad Douglas Fairchild.

President of our brother fraternity

Alpha Lambda Chi.

The next time we all will be dancing

together will be at their wedding.

This is a dream

come true for me, baby.

From the moment I first laid my eyes on

you I knew that one day you'd be my wife.

And this is just the beginning.

I've got it all planned out.

What I want is to make you happy.

What I want is to give you

everything your little heart desires.

What I want is to run away to a tropical

island somewhere and live in a grass hut.

- Eat coconuts for the rest of our lives?

- Coconuts and mangoes and papayas.

Don't do this to me.

You're driving me nuts.

That's the idea, Chad.

April.

We got a present for you.

Come on.

- Your hair!

- It's beautiful. Hello, darling.

- Your hair looks great.

- Outrageous.

What are you girls up to?

- It's for your wedding night.

- We can't wait.

Frederick's of Hollywood?

What do my little sisters think I am?

Good Lord, look out!

Hey, what are you doing?

OK, that does it. OK.

You're in for it now.

I'm going to get you.

Get off my sister!

That's a hell of a shot, son.

If your dad and I weren't keen on you bein'

a lawyer, I'd sponsor you on the Pro Tour.

Senator, I like things to work.

I like 'em nice and neat.

One of these days you'll hook a shot

and get stuck in the rough.

That's gonna give you character.

I mean that with all best intentions.

Come on, April.

One more time.

Please, we really should go home.

Just one more time. It's so much fun.

I'll get 'em off for you.

I used to be an elephant tamer.

Kyle, leave 'em be.

This one's on the house.

How about you, princess?

Wanna take a spin?

- I'm not a princess.

- I knew a real one once.

She was from the Sudan.

Her daddy was king for a day.

You better do what he says.

If you don't,

he'll hold your kinfolk hostage.

- I'd really rather not.

- Come on, April, one more time.

You'll love it.

I've known a May and a June,

but never an April.

I wish I could persuade you

to get on that ride.

Wipe the seat off for the princess.

It'll make her feel better.

If not for him, then for me.

My blood pressure's high,

my days are numbered,

there's only so much more

a man my age can take.

Come on, we're going home now.

- Could you please let them out?

- Cut 'em loose, Speed.

You tried hard,

but you can't win 'em all.

Round one goes to the princess.

He must like you, girls.

He usually doesn't back down so easy.

Is there a Miss Delongpre in the crowd?

April?

Darling, I'm talkin' to you.

I found this on the ground.

- Thank you.

- How do I know who you are, princess?

How do I know you're

the real April Delongpre?

And who's this good-looking devil?

Your husband?

- Not yet.

- Two more weeks.

Choo-Choo. What kind of name is that?

His real name's Chad.

She just calls him Choo-Choo.

- May I have my wallet back, please?

- You bet, April. Anything you say.

Hey, Choo-Choo.

I wanna wish you the best.

You say hello to your mommy

and daddy for me.

Tell your daddy I'm looking forward to

a special dance with him at the wedding.

Come on, let's go for a ride.

Get a motel room.

Whaddya say?

We'll have the rest of our lives

to be together.

You drive me crazy. You do.

I'm never sure about ya.

I never know what you want.

- Bye-bye.

- It won't be long now, sugar.

- April.

- Mrs Chad Douglas Fairchild.

Ready for the wedding?

Oh, Chad, you drive me crazy.

Does your mama know

where you are? Huh?

- Can anybody identify you?

- Her name's Kay.

- How well do you know her?

- Since kindergarten.

What's she got on her mind?

Why are you following me?

What you got down there?

How's it doin'? Wanna come with me?

Which one of you girls

wanna come with me?

You better use it while you got it,

cos it won't last forever.

Smiley, Buck, you cheap sons of b*tches.

One day this carnival

will come down around you,

if you don't start puttin'

some money back into it.

- You gotta spend money to make money.

- F*** you, Perry.

That's good, Smiley.

"F*** you" covers just about everything.

- I paid for that beer.

- Don't be so goddamned stingy.

What goes around comes around.

The more you give, the more you get.

Reality's all in how you perceive it.

Isn't that right?

Everything you say is right, Perry.

If you ain't the most beautiful old bastard

I ever seen, I don't know who is.

I love you. You got it all, kid.

You're an angel, a saint,

a cowboy, an Indian.

You're the devil sent here

to keep us all honest.

Are you in or are you out?

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