Two Little Boys


have been best friends for 15 years,

ever since Nige's first day at school.

Alright, settle down, class.

This is Nigel from Mataura.

(Kids chuckle)

Why don't you go

and find your seat, Nigel?

# One little chap then had a mishap... #

(Robot voice) I am a robot.

(Kids chuckle)

I knew what it was like

to be the new kid.

Mum moved us here from Australia

when I was six and a half.

# As his young playmate said... #

(Punk cover) # Did you think

I would leave you crying?

# When there's room

on my horse for two... #

Every second weekend

he'd come to our crib in the Catlins.

Deano was kind of like

another member of our family.

We did everything together...

I pretty much taught Nige

everything he knows, which isn't much,

'cause Nige is a bit f*ckin' stupid,

but still... I taught him how to fight,

taught him how to do cunnilingus.

(Nige laughs)

# I wonder if we'll remember... #

I reckon I learned more

from Deano than I ever learned in class.

# We were two little,

we were two little boys! #

When Nige's folks left town,

we went flatting together.

We shared the same room, but,

like, just to save on rent and that.

Smart, you know?

Deano was really great to live

with and he was really nice to me too.

- Happy birthday!

- Snails! go with this.

Maybe 'cause we're going

to Surfers Paradise... f*ckin' Australia.

- Yeah!

That was an amazing trip.

I f*cking loved it.

Yeah, we flatted

together for seven years.

Seven wicked... awesome years.

Dinner will be ready in a sec.

But after a while,

I guess I just started to wonder...

F*ck off!

...maybe there's more to life than this.

I'm f*cking serious! Get out!

(Tyres screech)

F*ckin' Judas! Judas!

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